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Quote:Nagdududa na talaga ako na nilikha ng Diyos ang tao sa kanyang sariling imahe. Kung totoo ‘yun bakit si Jesus may abs, tapos ako wala? At kung totoo ang teoryang ‘yun e di mga taga-Fitness First lang ang tunay na anak ng Diyos. Pero syempre ayoko din sa teoryang nanggaling tayong lahat sa ebolusyon ng unggoy. Di naman ako mukang unggoy. Ebolusyon ng kambing, pwede pa. ‘Yung mga kapitbahay naming nagkukutuhan tuwing umaga, ‘yun ‘yung mga lahing unggoy.

Quote:SYDNEY, Australia - An Australian man has been charged with assault after reportedly tattooing a 40-centimetre (16-inch) penis on his friend's back after an argument, police said Tuesday.

Queensland police said a 21-year-old was facing two counts of assault -- the first for applying the indelible mark and the second for allegedly punching the victim.

Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said a 25-year-old man had gone to the alleged offender's house and "somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up".

"The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons," Malcolm said, according to Ipswich's Queensland Times.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good'."

The victim was then allegedly punched on his way out, before he could check the ink work, which reportedly also included a misspelled comment about his sexuality.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: 'I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'," Malcolm said.

The man who allegedly etched the tattoo will also face a public safety charge because he was not a professional tattoo artist and there could be hygiene issues, police said.