(01-09-2009, 10:07 AM)Twin-Skies Wrote: [ -> ]The phone you can smoke!
Okay, so it's actually grass...but what's the pinoy word for that again?
WTF!!! As per your question, it's fondly and affectionately called
damo.
(01-09-2009, 01:19 PM)Grim Wrote: [ -> ] (01-09-2009, 10:07 AM)Twin-Skies Wrote: [ -> ]The phone you can smoke!
Okay, so it's actually grass...but what's the pinoy word for that again?
WTF!!! As per your question, it's fondly and affectionately called damo.
I can already see how this'll be advertised:
"Order your own grass phone now, and trip the wireless fantastic like you've never before!"
LOL 33,000,000 is quite a lot of poor fuckers. XD
The 50 most loathesome people of 2008
http://buffalobeast.com/134/50mostloathsome2008.html
I loled at #43: You
Quote:Charges: You think it’s your patriotic duty to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when it’s actually because she’s just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and don’t understand why they’re so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. You’re hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from “The View.” You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehoods and resent enlightenment. You think the fact that 43% of whites could stomach voting for an incredibly charismatic and eloquent light-skinned black guy who was raised by white people means racism is over. You think progressive taxation is socialism. 1 in 100 of you are in jail, and you think it should be more. You are shallow, inconsiderate, afraid, brand-conscious, sedentary, and totally self-obsessed. You are American.
Exhibit A: You’re more upset by Miley Cyrus’s glamour shots than the fact that you are a grown adult who is upset about Miley Cyrus.
Sentence: Invaded and occupied by Canada; all military units busy overseas without enough fuel to get back.
Cracks me up each and every time.
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@
Grim
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(01-14-2009, 01:21 PM)Grim Wrote: [ -> ]Smiling PENIS!
EDIT: BWAHAHAHAHAHA shit this made my day.
the one from mango blog was really awesome. Google sure is omniscient!
EDIT:
The craiglist one was even more epic. XD
Hillarious ad.
if it were RR it'd be a game library, boxes of curry, and DVDs/HDs filled with prawn.
Something that I showed RR in Vigan which I'll now present to you all.
A series of funny Fanta commercials from Japan:
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And a fairly new ones that weren't included in the vid:
Mr. Invisible:
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Vatican reveals secrets of worst sins
included in the lisst are attempting to assassinate a pope, priests having sex, priests tattle-taling on confessionals, and desecrating the holy eucharist during communion.
Not included in the list are popular favorites like genocide, murder, rape, or human trafficking.