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http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/28/raccoon...off-penis/

Raccoon bites off the penis of a guy that tried to screw it. -_-

edit:

Rick, I don't think that's really a WTF. Not on this board, anyway.

Where else am I supposed to put it?

Oh, and that news article is just as bad as that comedian who told the story of someone who got his nipple bitten off by a beaver D:.

Nipple bitten off by a beaver is not as bad as penis bitten off by a raccoon.

This came from a Friendster bulletin...

DOTA vs. GF

si DOTA isa lang sa mundo,
GF napakarami niyan.
si GF iiwan ka din niyan,
si DOTA hindi.
si GF nagagalit pagnagdodota ka,
si DOTA hindi nagagalita pag nagGF ka.
si DOTA P20 lang masaya na,
si GF baka P200 hindi pa masaya.
pagnakakakita ka ng ibang Hero hndi nagagalit si DOTA,
pero pagnakakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.
si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap na balikan,
si DOTA pag iniwan mo, handa ka parin tanggapin.
Ano mas gusto mo DOTA o GF?
mag-isip ka na....
GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang DOTA ba maroromansa ka?
REPOST
mabsa ng mga adik sa dota
DOTA VS. GF

@azuriel07

They were called Battlefield 1942 and Call of Duty, and they saved me from the cult of Dota

COD vs. DOTA perhaps..?

<a href="http://punditkitchen.com/2009/01/28/political-pictures-ur-tear-gas-no-match/"><img class="mine_3098429" title="political-pictures-ur-tear-gas-no-match" src="http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2009/01/political-pictures-ur-tear-gas-no-match.jpg" alt="Obama pictures and McCain pictures" /></a><br />see <a href="http://punditkitchen.com/tag/sarah-palin/">Sarah Palin pictures</a>

<a href="http://punditkitchen.com/2009/01/30/political-pictures-soldier-army-windows/"><img class="mine_3233545" title="political-pictures-soldier-army-windows" src="http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2009/01/political-pictures-soldier-army-windows.jpg" alt="Obama pictures and McCain pictures" /></a><br />see <a href="http://punditkitchen.com/tag/sarah-palin/">Sarah Palin pictures</a>

Uh oh.



EDIT: Fuck! I couldn't stop laughing.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/Templ...iid=964353

lol ad failures has come to RR

lol at all the different lolcapshuns for that pic

Mom and her potty-mouth kids...

A mother of two has a serious problem. Her two young sons have the terrible habit of cussing up a storm and they are rebellious to the end. She could tell them to brush their teeth and they would reply, "Fuck you bitch!" Eventually she decided to get professional help. She goes to a parental counselor for advice. He tells her that the next time they disrespect her to tell them to go to their room. The next day, one of the boys curses and the mother does what she was told. The boy simply laughs and tells her to go fuck herself. So she returns to the counselor the next day. Now he says that the next time they cuss to take away something they enjoy. So, the next time one of the boys cursed her, she said that she was taking away their television privileges. They simply said, "We don't give a shit you stupid cunt." Feeling hopeless, she returns one last time to the counselor. Finally, he tells her that the next time they cuss, she needs to just knock the shit out of them. With no other options left, she agrees. The next morning, the mother asks her sons what they want for breakfast. One of them says, "I want some mother fucking pancakes bitch!" Immediately she reared back and slapped her son so hard he went crashing over the kitchen table landing on the ground unconscious. She then looks toward the remaining son and says, "And what would you like sweetie?" Shocked, he says, "I sure don't want any mother fucking pancakes!"

Optical Illusion Girlfriend -- Genius.

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And a kangaroo orgy. -_-

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Haha the Optical Illusion Girlfriend was great! Sulot amp

The ULTIMATE challenge...
Watch this without laughing or grinning (try...that is...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0...63,00.html

Quote: A WOMAN suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has confessed to organising their rapes so she could later convince them that martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame.

Samira Jassam, 51, was arrested by Iraqi police and confessed to recruiting the women and orchestrating dozens of attacks.

In a video confession, she explained how she had mentally prepared the women for martyrdom operations, passed them on to terrorists who provided explosives, and then took the bombers to their targets.

"We arrested Samira Jassim, known as 'Um al-Mumenin', the mother of the believers, who was responsible for recruiting 80 women'', Major General Qassim Atta said.

"She confessed her responsibility for these actions, and she confirmed that 28 attempts had been made in one of the terrorists' strongholds,'' he said.

Monster...

People like this disgust me