"I think you're cheating on me, so I'll hire this hooker to sleep with you to prove that you're cheating on me. Oh, and I'd rather believe the hooker when she said you and her did the nasty in bed than hear your side of the story, because then there would actually be a plot. Then I'll sleep with the hooker, because I'm emotionally unstable right now. Oh look, the hooker took a picture of us that night, oh gee, you REALLY don't know who she is, oh dear, you were right all along and the hooker was a Psychopath. I shove her out the window now because she slept with our son and tried to kill me."