11-30-2010, 06:44 PM
extremely random Rant:
Training My Teammate
Me: Okey, we're gonna start with some basics; swinging the stick properly.
Dichie: Okay~
Me: Now do it like this *demonstrates* and not like this *shows really awkward way of swinging a stick* Okay?
Dichie: M'kay~
Me: *holds a blocking position* Now hit the stick!
Dichie: ...
Me: ...
Dichie: ...
Me: ...
Dichie: Oh you meant now?
Me: .........................yes, dear - now.
Dichie: Okay~! *hits stick while closing eyes shut and wincing* DX
Me:.............do that again
Dichie *does exactly as before*
Me: MORE EFFORT
Dichie: DX *swings harder*
Me: NO EYE SHUTTING >__>
Dichie: *forces her eyes to open* *hits MY THUMB*
Me: ........................>___>
Dichie: OMG! Are you okay!? DDDD:
Me: (Ooooow....) >__> .....let's move on to lunging for now... *moves a few paces* Remembered how to do it right? *blocking position*
Dichie: Yeah?
Me: Do it with footwork. Forward backward forward backward...JUMP!
Dichie: *Jumps UPWARDS* *both feet are in the air* *retracts stick all the way* *hits the stick* *nearly trips on the landing* Did I do it right?
Me:...............................
Dichie:
Me: ....you just created a new move - I shall dub it...THE PIXIE KICK!
Dichie: DDDDDDDDDD:
Me: Okey, we're gonna start with some basics; swinging the stick properly.
Dichie: Okay~
Me: Now do it like this *demonstrates* and not like this *shows really awkward way of swinging a stick* Okay?
Dichie: M'kay~
Me: *holds a blocking position* Now hit the stick!
Dichie:
...Me: ...
Dichie:
...Me: ...
Dichie: Oh you meant now?
Me: .........................yes, dear - now.
Dichie: Okay~! *hits stick while closing eyes shut and wincing* DX
Me:.............do that again
Dichie *does exactly as before*
Me: MORE EFFORT
Dichie: DX *swings harder*
Me: NO EYE SHUTTING >__>
Dichie: *forces her eyes to open* *hits MY THUMB*
Me: ........................>___>
Dichie: OMG! Are you okay!? DDDD:
Me: (Ooooow....) >__> .....let's move on to lunging for now... *moves a few paces* Remembered how to do it right? *blocking position*
Dichie: Yeah?
Me: Do it with footwork. Forward backward forward backward...JUMP!
Dichie: *Jumps UPWARDS* *both feet are in the air* *retracts stick all the way* *hits the stick* *nearly trips on the landing* Did I do it right?
Me:...............................
Dichie:
Me: ....you just created a new move - I shall dub it...THE PIXIE KICK!
Dichie: DDDDDDDDDD:
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