The Jokes Thread

[Serene]

<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+August 08, 2007 10:39 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (HayWire @ August 08, 2007 10:39 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Man...friends are interesting aren't they? [/quote:dc9f099e67]
In my point of view, they are very interesting.

It's nice to be a kid.
You can go wild as much as you want.

Good thing I'm already old.
Now I can go twice as wild .

[HayWire]

It's nice to be a kid.
You can go wild as much as you want.

Ohh..sure,sure...But being called old lady in japanese doesn't count T_T

When my friend(the one that calls me nicknames) was reading manga...
I tried to distract her with poking, waving , shouting out of nowhere words like
Baka Desu yo and stuff like that....

30 minutes later I got her attention by shouting YOMIKO!!

Wowwwww....

Friend Descriptions...coz they're funny...

1 friend...
the one that is a orig transformer fan that talks with "joo"and "ish" and "slag"
Took a personality test of TMHS and got Yuki...but is 5'4" tall...the 2nd tallest in the class; an avenue Q and Cats musical fan...used to and still is a battle b-daman fangirl

2 friend...
easily influenced and addicted to anime, I introduced most of the anime she watches such as ouran and TMHS...she loves reading, and acts(and looks) like Haruhi Suzumiya...is useless when it comes to video games...nicknamed Haru-haru

3 friend...
used to say HOOPLAH!! out of nowhere, is elected treasurer for this school year...
clueless in most video games and rarely watches anime

4 friend...
A Yuuram fangirl...is a few inches taller than me...but I'm 2 years older...
loves making Yuuram,Gwenter and ConYo Fanfics and shoves them at my face...
Took the KKM test and got Wolfram in all 3 of em...

OTHERS COMING SOON (if you want lang )

[Serene]

Sige bira lang...
Your group's quite entertaining IMO...

[Goat]

Why do most people hate being called <span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>OLD</span>, old ones?

[Serene]

<!--QuoteBegin-Goatling+August 08, 2007 11:48 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Goatling @ August 08, 2007 11:48 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why do most people hate being called <span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>OLD</span>, old ones? [/quote:0f83b2631d]
It's because they're afraid of getting old and has lots of insecurities.

[HayWire]

<!--QuoteBegin-Serene+August 08, 2007 10:59 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Serene @ August 08, 2007 10:59 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Goatling+August 08, 2007 11:48 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Goatling @ August 08, 2007 11:48 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why do most people hate being called <span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>OLD</span>, old ones? [/quote:f8e05742cb]
It's because they're afraid of getting old and has lots of insecurities.[/quote:f8e05742cb]
I went emo for a week last year because of that ...
(I'm the tenth eldest in the class)
well anyway...

5 friend...
a Friend also of 1 friend, likes calling me bulate and loves to shout HAVOC!! out of nowhere...unlike 1 friend, she hates yaoi and is an inch taller than me...nicknamed Edo-chan, wants to become a manga artist like 1 friend

6 friend...
the childhood friend of 3 friend, she likes playing GUST games and watches very little anime, she does a heck of an evil mistress laugh and hates being called Shurelia...WAS addicted to FMA and she self-proclaimed herself as Ed...
wants to become a anime or game producer

7 friend (dami ah)...
friend of 4 friend, she doesn't like anime, she complains alot and is usually seen "Dead-like" on the tutorial center...

8 friend( )
1 year younger than me, repeated a grade since she transfered schools, is a Naruto fan and is known to draw when bored...usually heard asking about Love Hina and Fullmetal Panic!

Me...
Due to the influence of the whole family... likes video games, anime, guns, insects,
animals and making explosives . becoming one of the shortest people in class
due to slowing down of growth T_T . likes taking personality tests... and when bored, reads Yaoi/Yuri fanfics in the internet...introduced 1 friend to newgrounds
and got her addicted to H-games . known to give 2 friend all the info on certain anime even if it's useless such as B-day, height and dominant hand.
also the eldest in the circle circle of friends...wants to become a game programer or game producer...
nicknamed:
Kyon-chan usually by 2 friend (for being N.E.A.A and saying no alot)
Edo-chibi-san used to be(for being short T_T)
Geli-Bulate alot by someone(IDK)
Gummiworm by the same person(IDK either)
Geli-obasan last month(for being late enrolled)
Sempai almost never (for being in an higher grade level at the tutorial center)
Galvatron by 1 friend(for being pathetic)

XD

You know with this much info; I can make an anime OwO

[Serene]

<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+August 09, 2007 12:26 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (HayWire @ August 09, 2007 12:26 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know with this much info; I can make an anime

[clonezero]

I am on the other hand have no problem about being called old to a certain extent

at serene lol!!!!!!!

[Goat]

I am going to call you grandfather from now on.

[HayWire]

I'm always bored XD
bored bored bored bored

This was a conversation that happened with my classmate and me...

around 5 pm:
Cellphone text:
Me:Call pls T_T

around 5:55 pm
Cellphone text:
Herops.Only saw ur mesage nw...Sowee.^^
ill cal u at 6.watching tv.T_T

6:05 pm
Me:Its god save our king! I didnt watch this ep!wait.630!^^

6:40 pm
Me:T_T
Her:ur phn is nt working!

Phone call:
Me:WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?
her:eep
Me:I'VE BEEN SO BORED FOR THE PAST 5 HOURS!! And I feel great shouting at you...y'know it's usually you shouting but...
Her:huh?You alright?
Me:AMVs!!
Her:Give me the keywords
Me:typing random stuff gives you wierd results no?
Her:KEYWORDS!!

20 minutes later...
Her:Gotta go, Ginban's showing! How 'bout you?
Me:I'll watch the repeat,no class tommorow anyway...
Her:We don't have class tommorow!?
Me:Yup
Her:YEAH!!!
MeW, MY EAR!
*She hangs up the phone*

By the way, this is 2 friend

[clonezero]

the strange thing goat is that I have absolutely no problem with that ... please remember one of my "dreams" is to have all my hairs turn white ... don't ask me where I got that...

[Goat]

Parehas magiging white ang buhok natin... kahit hindi pa tayo matanda lol.

[clonezero]

lol bat parehas ano naman nang yari sayo???

[NiX]

Some HIGHLY OFFENSIVE jokes that I found on Coed Magazine's site.

(Personal Fave)
Q: What's the black kid getting for Christmas?

A: Your bike.
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Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None, the beer should be open when SHE brings it!
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Q: How do you starve a black guy?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
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Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?
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Again, no intention to offend anyone. Just got these from here:
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/27/punch...-all-time/

[Aruren]

Adding to NiX's post....

Q: A Mexican and an African-American are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.