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- Serene - 04-16-2007

Start!

- Grim - 04-16-2007

Alright, let me start with a character.

[Image: danfi7.gif]

- Serene - 04-17-2007

Isn't that Dan?
He's wearing pink...

- Goat - 04-17-2007

Only in the Philippines.


[Image: dedshit.jpg]

[Image: rulestobefollows.jpg]

[Image: sweetshirt.jpg]

[Image: vicycle.jpg]

[Image: breses.jpg]

[Image: canvers.jpg]

- Grim - 04-17-2007

BRES SA NGIPON!!! LOL

- ex nihilo - 07-09-2007

Try this...

[Image: 6e4f3cb5af2981c1d76370adad082a37117.jpg]

One glass, eh?

- Grim - 07-09-2007

HAHAHAHA. Awesome pic. Brought me some much-needed lulz.

- strawhat_luffy - 07-10-2007

I loled at "Canvers Newstar" and 1 glass a day.

- NiX - 07-10-2007

<!--QuoteBegin-Goatling+April 17, 2007 10:47 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Goatling @ April 17, 2007 10:47 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Only in the Philippines.

*images* [/quote:a5f3e5aa8f]
Hahahahah


Yeah when I was in Boracay, there were these keeps offering to braid my hair (it was still long then)... but their sign said "Hair Bread" LOL

- ex nihilo - 07-10-2007

Here's another set...

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- clonezero - 07-10-2007

hmm those phil pics made me remember this one time when I was with my family buying stuff in the on the grape section there were three signs "with seeds","seedless" and what caught my eye "almost seedless"

- Serene - 07-19-2007

naligaw ang mgkkaibigan n Juan,Pedro,at Simon s gubat at hinuli sila ng mga myembro ng isng tribu pra dalhin sa knilang hari.

Hari: dhil kyo ay tumpak s aking teritoryo mamatay kyo!
Juan: huwag po ggwin po nmin ang lht ng ipag utos ninyo wag nyo lng kming patayin!
Hari: kung gayon! bwt isa s inyo ay mgdala s akin ng 5 piraso ng prutas!

dali-aling sumunod ang tatlo.naunang bumlik si juan at may dala itong 5 lansones.

Hari: magaling! ngayon tumuwad k at ipapasok ko s pet mo yng mga prutas n yan! anumang reaksyon n mkita ko s mkha mo, ikamamatay mo!

sumunod si Juan at pinilit n hndi msktan. Hindi natapos n ang mga lansones at pinapatay sya ng hari.
sumunod n dumting si Pedro n ang dla ay mnsnas.

Hari:magaling! ngayon tumuwad k at ippsok ko s pet mo yang prutas n yan. anumng reaksyon n mkita ko syo ay ikamamatay mo!

naipasok n ang png 4 n prutas,ngunit tumwa si Pedro s png 5 prutas.

Hari: Hahaha! igapos yan at patayin!

sa langit, nagkita si Pedro at Juan..

Juan: Pedro bkit k tumawa e isa nlng ang ipapasok s pet mo, tumawa kpa!?
Pedro: Juan, paano nmn akong hndi mtatawa e nkita ko si Simon n paparting ang dala LANGKA!

- Goat - 08-03-2007

Bakit ang bakla dumadami kahit hindi nanganganak

- Grim - 08-03-2007

Here, have fun. I sorta know the guy who made this, by the way.

[quote]BUTI PA SA BUHAY NI *** ***

Buti pa ang salamin, tinitingnan

- HayWire - 08-04-2007

My classmate showed me a few of her text messages and I found this:

Three years ago I was arrested...
I asked the police, why?
Pero, wala ako binigay na answer,
After 6 months, na release ako
Afterwards, alam ko na ang charges
I got arrested for the hold of a cute face
Eh, wala ako magawa kung may cute face ako
at di ko alam na pwede kang ma-arrest for possession of one!

And another one:

This morning I woke up...
Then through the window I saw the most beautiful thing in the world
So beautiful I thought it was fantasy
Parang diwata
tapos, when I tried to look closer...
Ay...mirror pala yun!