The Jokes Thread

[strawhat_luffy]

@ the second one.

[HayWire]

I get random conversations with my classmates and tutormates alot...

Me:So the IP is going to be done at my house?
friends:Yep
Me:Who is the one that's gonna be tested?
Friend1:Joo, will teh guinea pig hamster!
Friend: Hamster...*evil grin*
MeO I LOOK LIKE A HAMSTER TO YOU!?
Friend1:Yep
Friend2:Why bother asking Kyon-chan?
Me:Say that again and I'm putting Kyon X Ha-
Friend2:*kicks my shin and walks away*
Me:-ruhi...in my report....*walks away limping*

[Serene]

Hm...
Interesante...

[Grim]

<!--QuoteBegin-strawhat_luffy+August 04, 2007 06:37 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (strawhat_luffy @ August 04, 2007 06:37 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> @ the second one. [/quote:b4a9248ded]
Haha did anyone else notice that luffy's slowly learning our language? )

[Goat]

Meh. I learned that a long time ago.

[strawhat_luffy]

[HayWire]

I said this to my classmate once...

"I'm not short...everyone's just freakishly tall that's all!"

I heard AND said this before...

"I'm not afraid of death!...I just don't want it to happen now..."

My Filipino teacher said this last month...

"If you want your day to be bright; you have to see something beautiful muna diba? So every morning, I look at the mirror!"

Haha did anyone else notice that luffy's slowly learning our language?&nbsp;

More Taglish!! XD

[strawhat_luffy]

<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+August 05, 2007 07:40 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (HayWire @ August 05, 2007 07:40 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I said this to my classmate once...

"I'm not short...everyone's just freakishly tall that's all!"

I heard AND said this before...

"I'm not afraid of death!...I just don't want it to happen now..."

My Filipino teacher said this last month...

"If you want your day to be bright; you have to see something beautiful muna diba? So every morning, I look at the mirror!"[/quote:1eaad9f0b2]



<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+August 05, 2007 07:40 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (HayWire @ August 05, 2007 07:40 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

Haha did anyone else notice that luffy's slowly learning our language?&nbsp;

More Taglish!! XD[/quote:1eaad9f0b2]

[Goat]

Nah. Luffy is the biggest liar I've ever known. He's actually a Filipino, so don't believe what he says.

[R.Leonhardt]

agreed -_-

[Doom Trigger]

nice shirt..

[strawhat_luffy]

<!--QuoteBegin-Goatling+August 05, 2007 10:13 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Goatling @ August 05, 2007 10:13 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nah.&nbsp; Luffy is the biggest liar I've ever known.&nbsp; He's actually a Filipino, so don't believe what he says. [/quote:43f75e28d7]


stop saying that.

[HayWire]

I'm planning to show this to my friends...
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZuMaTztpc&mode=related&search=' target='_blank'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZuMaTztpc...related&search=</a>

I wonder how they'll react

In another topic; I said my brother is requesting a Lucky Star parody(as a joke)
But taking it seriously; It's not impossible...It's compresing 37 people into the parody is the problem XD

we'd end up with ALOT of Kagamis if you sort them by personality and not many
Konatas XD

In other news:

My classmates are so GREEN

Me:I'm about to level up my character now
Friend:What? joo gonna make love to yer character?
Me:HELL NO!!!
Friend:*laughing*
Me:That's creepy...
Friend:What is?
Me:They're ALL female
Friend:*lost attention and started talking about new topic* MEGATRON!!

Other friendo you talk about anything besides video games and anime!?
Me:like what?
Other Friend:Like something normal, like life!!
Me:That's nor-
Other friend: AND DEATH bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Me:Stare *Stares*
Friend:Yeah, Stare *stares also*

EDIT:
I read my friend's DA and I found this as a sig...

"You appreciate life a lot more if you let loose, break free from the trends, and not care about anything."

"Sticks and stones will break my bones but bad pop music will kill me."

"Aagh! Yaoi burns my eyes!"

[Serene]

<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+August 07, 2007 08:13 pm--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (HayWire @ August 07, 2007 08:13 pm)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In other news:
Other friendo you talk about anything besides video games and anime!?
Me:like what?
Other Friend:Like something normal, like life!!
Me:That's nor-
Other friend: AND DEATH bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Me:Stare *Stares*
Friend:Yeah, Stare *stares also* [/quote:a2e46ee346]
This is what amazed me most.

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>ASTIG!</span>

[HayWire]

I read my classmates text message:

Bwahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahyahya
hyahyahyawooooowahahaha!!
We're lost

Man...friends are interesting aren't they?

And apparently...one of them bites(literally)