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07-29-2009, 01:03 AM

Some HIGHLY OFFENSIVE jokes that I found on Coed Magazine's site. Tongue

(Personal Fave)
Q: What's the black kid getting for Christmas?

A: Your bike.
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Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None, the beer should be open when SHE brings it!
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Q: How do you starve a black guy?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
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Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?
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LOL

Again, no intention to offend anyone. Just got these from here:
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/27/punch...-all-time/

LOL

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