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(07-27-2010, 06:48 PM)HayWire Wrote: Friend: Argh! Teacher gave me a 4/10 in the quiz! An ENGLISH QUIZ!! HOW COME I GOT A 4!?!?

Me: Coz you like the way Stephenie Meyer writes?

Pwned! Clapping

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The greater your shadow becomes...

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#92

Some lines from facebook...

"Would a lion cheat??" "No, but a Tiger Wood."

"Girls are magic.
They can get wet without water,
bleed without injury,
and make boneless things hard"


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The greater your shadow becomes...

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#93
"Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may catch a disgusting skin disease" - from an episode of Blackadder the third
"Butt sex man! The world's greatest superhero!" - Stephen Lynch performing Super Hero
"Miss puno ka ba? Kasi parang ansarap mo sibakin." - coworker quoting from a facebook page filled with cheesy lines
"UFC ketchup ka ba? antamis kasi ng ngiti mo at ang anghang ng pagmamahal mo!" -see above
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#94
Someone's YM stat:

"It sucks thinking 1 year nlng til you're legal"
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#95
(09-30-2010, 08:57 PM)HayWire Wrote: Someone's YM stat:

"It sucks thinking 1 year nlng til you're legal"

Everything's legal until you get caught doing it Ninja
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(09-30-2010, 09:48 PM)Sforza Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 08:57 PM)HayWire Wrote: Someone's YM stat:

"It sucks thinking 1 year nlng til you're legal"

Everything's legal until you get caught doing it Ninja

Doing what? Ninja


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The greater your shadow becomes...

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#97
(09-30-2010, 10:58 PM)azuriel07 Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 09:48 PM)Sforza Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 08:57 PM)HayWire Wrote: Someone's YM stat:

"It sucks thinking 1 year nlng til you're legal"

Everything's legal until you get caught doing it Ninja

Doing what? Ninja

Brofisting, anal fisting, ass licking, RRing, etc.
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#98
(09-30-2010, 11:02 PM)Goat Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 10:58 PM)azuriel07 Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 09:48 PM)Sforza Wrote:
(09-30-2010, 08:57 PM)HayWire Wrote: Someone's YM stat:

"It sucks thinking 1 year nlng til you're legal"

Everything's legal until you get caught doing it Ninja

Doing what? Ninja

Brofisting, anal fisting, ass licking, RRing, etc.

I'd say one of the terms was out of line, but then again..
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#99
Some random dude who happens to sell fish passed by at the gate and said...

Random Dude: "ISDA MALALAKI BILI HO KAYO"
Dad: May formalin ba yan?
Random Dude: "MERON"

Afterwards, he went to talk with the ignorant dude. Still talking until now, since it just happened about a minute ago. LOL
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"If someone throws a stone at you...throw him some food - preferably a durian"
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Durian = too expensive

sumpitin ko nalang ng munggo... XD

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Magbato ka nalang ng Papaya. At least mabigat sya XD
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Quote:Magnanakaw ba tatay mo? kasi para niyang ninakaw ang mga bituin sa langit at nilagay sa iyong mga maniningning na mga mata

:x
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(10-03-2010, 08:25 PM)Zefyr Wrote: Magbato ka nalang ng Papaya. At least mabigat sya XD

Every been ht by 2-day old bread cooled after being reheat in a toaster oven? It's as hard as a rock.

(10-13-2010, 07:04 AM)Goat Wrote:
Quote:Magnanakaw ba tatay mo? kasi para niyang ninakaw ang mga bituin sa langit at nilagay sa iyong mga maniningning na mga mata

:x

Potang ena.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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all taken from my co-worker's brother's page

Sa yo na ang SSS at PhilHealth ko, basta akin ang PAG-IBIG mo.

Miss, kahoy ka ba? Kasi gusto kitang sibakin.

Hindi Naman Ako Website pero Bakit Ang Daming Nalilink Sakin?

Pag ako naging SUBJECT, gusto ko ako ung pinaka mahirap. Para sakin ka babagsak!
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