Lines

[HayWire]

To keep it short type in your fave line from a song,game,movie,poem ect.
may it be funny,dramatic,serious,or just from boredom...
please specify what you got it from...
Example
(song)~There is life outside your apartment,theres a kitten squashed on the street-eww~
or
(Quote)Your stupidity stupified me

I'm doing this coz uhh....trip lang

[Serene]

One of My Old Lines...
The princess kissed the sleeping prince, the prince woke up, but he turned into a frog...
At least he woke up...

[Fox]

If it looks stupid but it works, then it isn't stupid.

I got this from one of the banners from filairsoft.com. Makes sense to me.

[HayWire]

(Questionary quote got from a text message)
Can blind people see their dreams?

(Quote from God Save Our King Animax dub )
"Look you majesty,the fishes came closer!"
*Wolfram barfs
"Oh,I never seen such hungry fish..."

(Quote that you have to know if you watched it...)
"DOH!"

[J.E_Magog]

seyings!

got this from Gladiator

"And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more"

[Serene]

Somethings I told my friend whrn I was feeling groggy...

"If a rocker is a rakista, does that mean a rapper's a rapista?"

"If a 500ml bottle of coke has 250ml of water in it, is it half-empty or half-full?"

"Bahay nasunog dahil sa apoy..."

[HayWire]

My classmate said this...

"I'm Hungry Yet I'm Full..."

My OTHER classmate said this...

"Then Eat,NO DON'T EAT"

(I stare at them cluelessly as always...)

[Fox]

Something i remember from one of my drunken friends a couple of months back...

"Birds of the same feather will always catch the early worm"

The effects that alcohol always has on a human's thought processes will never cease to amaze me...

[Serene]

Something from Zero Post Shinigami...
"The early bird is a worm..."

[Roh]

from the manuel of the old megadrive game starflight

HUMAN
Humans are smooth skinned bipedal omnivores with scalp hair they are 1.5 to 2 meters in height and are light beige to dark brown

what do you mean it isnt smart or meaningfull LOOK DEEPER humans are refered to as being light beige to dark brown dont you get it? .... WERE ALL HUMAN WHATEVER COLOUR WE ARE ... *sniffle* well I noticed that about 10 years ago when I read it and I still remember

[Grim]

Meh, it's old, but still...

Somebody set up us the bomb! All your base are belong to us!

Zero Wing for the Sega Mega Drive, the game that singlehandedly introduced Engrish to the world.



Cats is so screwed up. Hehe.

[HayWire]

(Quote from Avenue Q)"Oh,tell him to hide in closet, he good for nothing"

(Song Title from Avenue Q)"It Sucks to Be Me"

[HayWire]

what do you mean it isnt smart or meaningfull LOOK DEEPER humans are refered to as being light beige to dark brown dont you get it? .... WERE ALL HUMAN WHATEVER COLOUR WE ARE ... *sniffle* well I noticed that about 10 years ago when I read it and I still remember

Yep but <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOYgEMbtrJ4' target='_blank'>Everyones A Little Bit racist</a>

Well anyway...
(Quote from my classmate again)
"You stole my flavor!!"

(Quote from the song)
"...Doesn't mean we go admitting it's crime"
"Everyone makes judgements based on race!!"

[HayWire]

Gee, my classmate is very... wierd???
(Quotes from her)
"Ew,you puked and you look like it too!"
"HOOPLA!!"
"PS3..."
(Quote from me)
"OHMYGOLLYWOW!!"
"Say oh my gulay in english is wierd...it's like...Oh my vegetable,who would say that?"
(Quote in war)
"It is foolish and wrong to weep for those who have died than to rejoice for those who have lived"

[Doom Trigger]

Groged up girl-classmate onced asked me..

"Bakit walang nanliligaw sa kin" (teary eyed) "mukha bang PANGIT AKO!?!"

Maybe I was too cruel, when I laughed at her face ..