Project WTF

[Aruren]

Yes, it does. For me the winning line is the Pimp Akuma's:

"I gotta go LP LP MK HP some pussy~!"

[NiX]

http://www.techconnect.nl/files/fun/hentaitsop.swf

Possibly nsfw.

[Aruren]

http://www.techconnect.nl/files/fun/hentaitsop.swf

Possibly nsfw.

It's that LSS-ive Japanese polka song D:< I still dunno what's up with the spring onion thing.

Btw... more SF stuff...

Remember that American animation of SF? Do you remember all the stupid stuff in it? Here's a little refresher.

The page is NSFW, but the videos are. They're about 10 minutes each.

[Grim]

http://www.techconnect.nl/files/fun/hentaitsop.swf

Definitely WTF.

Remember that American animation of SF? Do you remember all the stupid stuff in it? Here's a little refresher.

Are these the Street Fighter Stupidity videos? Yeah they're WTF too.

As is this one. I feel bad for them both.

[Twin-Skies]

Best. Cover art. Evar.

[cabs]

"Just doing our business..."

^ maybe i should post this on our company website

[Twin-Skies]

<a href="http://punditkitchen.com/2009/06/03/political-pictures-barack-obama-mr-fluffykins/"><img src="http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/political-pictures-barack-obama-mr-fluffykins.jpg" alt="barack obama" title="political-pictures-barack-obama-mr-fluffykins" class="mine_4302739" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://punditkitchen.com">Political Pictures</a>

[Lord_Leperman]

To celebrate the new schoolyear: http://www.corrupted-files.com/Home.html

Step 1: After purchasing a file, rename the file e.g. Mike_Final-Paper.

Step 2: Email the file to your professor along with your "here's my assignment" email.

Step 3: It will take your professor several hours if not days to notice your file is "unfortunately" corrupted. Use the time this website just bought you wisely and finish that paper!!!

Includes 2, 5, 10, 20, 30 and 40 page corrupted Word files.

[Grim]

To celebrate the new schoolyear: http://www.corrupted-files.com/Home.html

Haha no more "my dog ate my homework" excuses... corrupted files naman! I wonder if this will work at work.

[Hempire]

To celebrate the new schoolyear: http://www.corrupted-files.com/Home.html

Step 1: After purchasing a file, rename the file e.g. Mike_Final-Paper.

Step 2: Email the file to your professor along with your "here's my assignment" email.

Step 3: It will take your professor several hours if not days to notice your file is "unfortunately" corrupted. Use the time this website just bought you wisely and finish that paper!!!

Includes 2, 5, 10, 20, 30 and 40 page corrupted Word files.

wow...flashback to uap days, that could've been really useful.

[Twin-Skies]

Bronx teen confesses to roasting kitten

A Bronx teenager roasted her ex-roommate's kitten to death in a stove - then brushed off the incident as a joke when she was busted, authorities said Thursday.

"I hate cats," Cheyenne Cherry, 17, allegedly told investigators when asked about the heartless crime.

Cherry's confession came after she was arrested Wednesday by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

She and an unidentified juvenile allegedly broke into Valerie Hernandez's Tinton Ave. apartment on May 6 and trashed the place.

Then in a shocking act of animal abuse, they tossed the woman's kitten, Tiger Lily, into the stove and cranked up the temperature, ASPCA assistant director Joe Pentangelo said.

Cherry told authorities that she and her accomplice "thought we would play a joke on Valerie and mess up her apartment."

The duo bolted from the apartment with DVDs and packages of noodles, Pentangelo said.

"She didn't want to hear the cat crying and scratching at the oven door," Pentangelo said.

Firefighters found the female cat's remains smoldering in the oven after neighbors complained of smoke coming from Hernandez's apartment.

"My brother came to my house and said, 'I think food is burning,'" said Hernandez's next-door neighbor Jannetssie Genau, 24.

"Later the police came and said what it was. I was upset because I had a cat myself before."

Besides roasting the kitten, Cherry and her friend allegedly slashed Hernandez's furniture, unscrewed light bulbs and threw bleach on the walls, Pentangelo said.

"I think what was done cries out for justice," Pentangelo said. "It's a shame that this kitten had to suffer like this. For the kitten to get caught up in whatever was going on with them is a tragedy."

Pentangelo said the kitten was burned so badly a necropsy had to be performed to determine its sex.

Cherry was charged with aggravated cruelty to animals, burglary, arson, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief. She was released to the custody of her mother.

The unidentified juvenile involved in the incident has not been arrested.

I cried a little after reading this. Poor little lolcat...

[NiX]

saddest kitty story ever.

[HayWire]

This posted yet?
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[Twin-Skies]

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And now that stupid song's stuck in your heads too.

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HayWire posed a good question regarding these films: "Were they made to suck on purpose?"

[azuriel07]

and now... something random... LOL