Project WTF

[J.E_Magog]

Daring police rescue of a baby doll
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=597575

[clonezero]

nix- is that a spoof or a real scene??? It piqued my interest....

cabs - nice mechs all that's needed is a leotard wearing gundam with a 3 - 5 minute time limit

[NiX]

Real scene yan, Clone. Naaalala ko pa nga yan eh. Tracer fire lighting a zentradi-sized cigarette. LOL.

[atdsutm]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BMGdQ7wxY7k&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NWve0iVBs3M&feature=related

[yutiu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDLpG_kKUU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRjqGux8Rc4

^^; well...

[Moonlight_Raven]

don't say that everytime AC generation evolves, its size also decreases...

White Glint = 10 meters in height?


=^.^=

[J.E_Magog]

They've always been 10 meters. Not gundam.

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Anwyaw, some old shameful stuff from mharvel:

The Big-O


Eva


Dendrobium

[Twin-Skies]

They've always been 10 meters. Not gundam.

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Anwyaw, some old shameful stuff from mharvel:

The Big-O


Eva


Dendrobium

There's a reason that spin-off was called Mangaverse, amigo.

[J.E_Magog]

There's a reason that spin-off was called Mangaverse, amigo.

Yeah, i know that.
So called OHMAGE to manga.
What a great way to pay OHMAGE by ripping off someones else's desing then applying them to their own.

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[Twin-Skies]

There's a reason that spin-off was called Mangaverse, amigo.

Yeah, i know that.
So called OHMAGE to manga.
What a great way to pay OHMAGE by ripping off someones else's desing then applying them to their own.

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It think the term's parody

[azuma-blade]

i was bored

[NiX]

On July 19 2008 11:09 Day[9] wrote:
WTF i get caught jacking off all the time

i'm not unlucky, its just standard probability. i beat off alot. seriously, i beat off like if i keep doing it, i'm gonna win something. its only natural people will stumble in eventually

FOR EXAMPLE

so i'm on this direct flight from claremont (my college town) back to kansas city (my home town) for winter break. since its a direct 3 hour flight, its too short for them to have "in flight entertainment," but its so long that i'm gonna be bored out of my god damn mind. so, of course, i'm like "i guess i'm beating off like 5 times during this flight."

its one of those small sized slingshot airplanes that goes really fast but is really unstable and has one tiny ass cramped aisle. so i'm sitting in my anorexic bucket seat w/ my shitty peanuts waiting for the plane to hit a high enough altitude when i finally hear: *ding* "this is your captain speaking, we have reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, you are now free to move about the cabin." "bink success!" i think to myself, "the time is right." of course i don't rush to the bathroom, no need for that. why not give myself a little tease. i gently, slowly unbuckle my seatbelt. I stand up, and stretch a little bit. I take a nice slow, leisurely walk to the bathroom at the back of the plane. masturbation this good deserves foreplay of its own.

i get to the bathroom, close the door, and sliiiiiide my pants on down and start working myself. oh holy LORD it's amazing. i mean, i don't know if you know this or not, but i am REALLY good at masturbating. I'm in a 2 square foot, dimly lit bathroom, but i feel so good my back is arching and my foot is cramping and i'm nearly ready to start screaming my own name.

then suddenly, TURBULENCE. AGH SHIT. I HATE turbulence. It's not that it makes me feel sick or nauseated. turbulence makes me feel like i'm about to die. So i'm trying to jack off, and suddenly the jerk in the plane floods my body w/ adrenaline and i grab the handle in the bathroom and i'm like "OH SHIT."

do you know how hard it is to cum when you feel like you're about to die??? I mean seriously, imagine jacking off while there's a guy w/ a loaded gun to your head and he's screaming "C'MON CUM YOU PUSSY, DO IT CUM." You'd be shivering w/ eyes closed, tears streaming down your face as you sputter through little snot bubbles just BEGGING your dick to come. "please cum!!!" you'd weep "i wanna cum soooo bad!!!!!"

so there i am trying to think of every dirty thing possible so i can finally orgasm, but all that's going through my mind is "god i need to reconcile with my dad and tell my brother i love him" etc etc and while i'm distracted in a mess of standard pre-death thoughts, i don't realize that i'm about to cum.

HOLY FUCK i say as i fumble and try to grab some kleenex from the box on the counter. however, in my stuttered panic, i just knock the kleenex box over, hit the "stewardess help button," and i cum directly onto the floor. still in a state of panic i'm like FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED TO TURN THIS BUTTON OFF so of course i (geniusly) press it like 5 more times trying to turn this off. Naturally, the button just goes *ding ding ding ding*, making my situation seem all the more urgent, and i can hear the stewardess rushing to the door since i appear to be in desperate need of help.

"FOCUS SEAN FOCUS," i think, "I NEED TO HIDE MY DICK." so, (this is genius) i pick up the kleenex box from the floor, pull out 5 pieces of tissue, and i just lay them on top of my erection... so it looks kinda like a little dick tent. so, the stewardess, responding to my urgent spams of the "stewardess help button" proceeds to open the bathroom door just like i knew she was going to. She looks on the ground to see my epic protein stain, looks up at my glorious dicktent, and then you know what happens?? we make eye contact.

so she's looking at me, and i'm looking at her and in general i dislike awkward silences. however, this was an all KINDS of awkward silence, so i figured it was necessary to say something. so, i did the best i could. i look her right in the eye and say "... it is what it is..."

???? why did i say that???? what a stupid thing to say... well... i guess it's hard in that situation to "play it off cool." i can't be like "hey i know smoking isn't allowed on the plane, so do you have a stick of gum??"

so she shuts the door, and i clean myself up and spend another 3 minutes trying to clean up the mass of cum on the floor. even though i did a pretty good job, its damn hard to get that shine out of the laminate flooring. i'm finally done, so i open up the bathroom door to see a line of 10 or so people that's been building up since i went into the bathroom like 20 minutes ago (again, it took my a while since its difficult to cum when you think you're about to die). I get to look across the line of all of em, and say the only sensible thing i can think of:

"for those of you going to use the bathroom, i'd make sure you're wearing shoes."

Source: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmess...c_id=75411

[Grim]

POST

A clean victo-ly of 5 stars.

I clicked on the link. I found this golden exchange. Siguro mababaw lang ako ngayon, pero lakas ng tawa ko.

My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for ticks.

My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for dicks.

OH SHIT THERE'S ONE STUCK ON ME, HELP ME PULL IT OFF!

[J.E_Magog]

Who wants to be a Zimbabwean Billionaire?

[Lord_Leperman]

Two of those and you're a Yugoslavian Trillionaire back in 1993.