PACT 4 - Let's go RAVENS!

[Fox]

If the RR members were a ship's crew...

First mate - "A fine harvest we have here today, sir."
Captain - "I agree, the seas have indeed been bountiful to us."
Radioman - "Comm to the Captain, crews report that they need more nets."
Captain - "Alright, permission granted to bring out the big-haulers."
Radioman - "Aye sir."
First mate - "The big-haulers? Is that wise, sir?"
Captain - "It's fine, she'll be able to handle it."
Radioman - "Comm to the Captain, it's the cargo room this time, they say that they're currently approaching full capacity."
Captain - "Well, get rid of some of the non-essentials, this is one harvest that must reach the shores!"
First mate - "Sir, I suggest we reduce the catch, we have more than enough at this point anyway."
Captain - "Nonsense, the ship has carried bigger loads than this, our catch of prawns must be delivered to the Republic."
Engineer - "Cap'n, this is the engine room, the prawns are getting too many for us to hold, the engines are gonna give out, she cannot take any more!"
Captain - "Scotty, get my engines back to full power immediately, this is vital to our operations!"
Engineer - "I'm givin' ye all I have but it's too much fer us!"
Radioman - "Captain, forward cargo hold reports that they're taking in water!"
First mate - "Just in from the crew cabins, at this point, there's even more prawns than water!"
Captain - "Bloody hell, at this rate, we're gonna need a bigger cargo hold."
Ensign - "Sir, with all due respect, we're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Radioman - "Captain, the prawns are everywhere, we've made all the space we can and they're still crawling over the ship!"
Captain - "We have no choice! All hands, abandon ship! I repeat, ABANDON SHIP!"

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Thanks to everyone (especially to Jake and Rick) for making that day one of the best meets we've ever had. Congrats to the victors and may God have mercy on our souls.