Some insane laws, featured in the news today. 
In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
My comment: uh. decapitation of which head?
A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror.
In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm.
It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed.
Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits
In the UK:
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
My comment: uh. decapitation of which head?
A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror.
In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm.
It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed.
Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits
In the UK:
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
