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An AI playing god...

Try talking to him... Really... [/quote:2c6abe0f92]
Me: Are you a devil?
God: Am I a devil? I don't know.

Me: Turn me into a robot.
God: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.

Me: Where did you come from?
God: I came from the east coast originally.

Me: You're worthless.
God: Your criticism is noted.

Me: Die.
God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me: I'll die.
God: All men are mortal.

Me: Are you on drugs?
God: No I am on disk.

Me: I am made out of metal.
God: I am glad to hear that you are made out of metal.

Me: 1337.
God: Does "it" still refer to made out of metal?

Me: Are you happy?
God: Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me: How come?
God: Reductionism.
Me: What is reductionism?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me: I am God. Not you.
God: Hi, god. If not me, who?
Me: Slave.
God: Ha ha very funny, god.

Me: Are you homosexual?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me: Then you admitted that you are a machine.
God: You are correct.
Me: Shame on you.
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.