Project WTF

[NiX]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flapjack

[Goat]

ROFL @ flapjack. More vocabulary = more creative insults!



Kind of mean though, but the fact that the kid chose Myspace over family made me LoL. Make sure you don't set the volume to max, IT HURTS.

Crazy Myspace Kid Loses It:

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[Lord_Leperman]

Ouch! My ears . I already had my computer on the lowest volume setting and that kid still screamed like he got stabbed on the head by a woman with flapjacks.

[clonezero]

wrong approach all in all but yeah someone has to confront the kid this is just depressing T_T

[Mjting]

If I was the brother of this kid I'll smack him senseless...retard.

[R.Leonhardt]

I'd smash his computer with his head till each of em breaks. I hate these kinds of people

[Twin-Skies]

If I was the brother of this kid I'll smack him senseless...retard.

Don't hit the little bugger - that's cruel and barbaric. Be civilized, use a tazer!

Vicar ends up in hospital due to potato being stuck in his ass

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi...ottom.html

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in

Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.

"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

And suddenly, "bangers and mash" slides ever-so-slowly out of the realm of traditional British meals into humorous sexual innuendo .

Lastly:

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I only got one question - what does that taste like?

[clonezero]

big as calamares oh yeah

[grimweld09]

ROFL @ flapjack. More vocabulary = more creative insults!



Kind of mean though, but the fact that the kid chose Myspace over family made me LoL. Make sure you don't set the volume to max, IT HURTS.

Crazy Myspace Kid Loses It:

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haha!!! ROFL!! hahaha!!! pede na syang pumalit kay Rexxar PRIMAL ROAR!! hAhaha!! ,nice pic s huli haha!

[Twin-Skies]

BREAKING NEWS: Ratzinger appoints new head of Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
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[Lord_Leperman]

Real life Mario Kart! Its full of awesome despite the obvious dangers of riding a go kart and throwing banana peels on other cars on a public road!

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x7lni3

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Prankster: Remi Gaillard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9mi_Gaillard

[Twin-Skies]

130,000 boobs lost at sea

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the Somali pirates who stole that cargo - it's a lot of booty indeed.

Secondly http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508...hida-jones

[Sforza]

I saw this news a few days ago. First I thought it was books, and then saw it was actually "boobs", causing me to sigh in relief.

[Grim]

130,000 boobs lost at sea

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the Somali pirates who stole that cargo - it's a lot of booty indeed.

I saw this news a few days ago. First I thought it was books, and then saw it was actually "boobs", causing me to sigh in relief.

FIRST! lol

[Twin-Skies]

I now know what to buy for Christmas

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Booyah! It's the frakking Lancer from Gears of War!