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Cuss Combos / Stringing Profanities
#1
For the easily offended: GTFO of this thread.

Post (preferably in spoiler tags) the most creative/funny/offensive strings of profanities that you can come up with or heard or came across somewhere.

Blah.

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#2
I heard some relatives have this exchange before:

Son: Putangina naman ang arte mo!
Mom: Tangina! Putangina mo rin!
Son and mom: *awkward silence*

Am i doin it rite Tongue
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#3
Well I loled for real, so I guess it's right. LOL
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#4
Tanginang amoy ng burnik mong bulok!

XP worth a shot XP
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!

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#5
My friend likes saying "Mothershitting dicknipples".

When I'm exasperated I go "Tanginang walang-hiyang syeteng kagaguhan"... in the comfort of somewhere private and out of earshot from siblings or parental figures XD
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#6
Looking forward to Goat's post. LOL
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#7
In my shop:
Older brother: Tangina ang bobo bobo mo sa dota, magjakol ka na nga lang sa bahay!
Younger brother- leaves.. (goes home)Sad
This is also a punishment for you.
You will be the defender of justice and wear a mask forever,
you won't be able to live as yourself.
You will sacrifice all your happiness for the world.. Eternally..
(Last words to Zero - Lelouch Vi Britania)
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#8
stuff i've said/thought or used as a description before:
Sucks harder than a two bit-whore on crack.
Sucks harder than all the sailorsluts* combined.
Putanginang mong gagong pakshit kang lag ka!
Fucking a-hole. (pabulong habang bumababa sa jeep na sa malayo/gitna ng kalsada ako binaba kasi bingi ang
Putanginang hayup na kaskasero.


*when i first discovered internet and thus porn, the most common series i found in hentai sites was Sailormoon. i really didnt like the actual show (but i liked that stuff i found XD ) back then so that name came up.
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#9
(11-19-2011, 02:42 PM)Doom Trigger Wrote: In my shop:
Older brother: Tangina ang bobo bobo mo sa dota, magjakol ka na nga lang sa bahay!
Younger brother- leaves.. (goes home)Sad

LOL Hahahahah nagjakol nga siguro. LOL

I'm liking this thread. LOL
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#10
i was describing how i felt about zinnida from Last Raven to a friend on PSN a couple of months ago

me: i fucking hate that purple on purple human plus cum dumpster OP infinity abusing jack O dick sucking rail gun spaming infinite energy hack using smut ina ugly ass mech
my friend: aaaaahhh ok......... i gota go "loggs out"
me: "after friend logs off" motherfucking hoe bag flying around the room thinking "im boss with ma hacks"
what do i fight for? i have nothing to fight for but i fight i LIVE because it is my only defiance to what ever gods may be for making my life a living hell
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#11
OH DEAR LORD I remember the first time I tried my hand at Evangel in the Extra Arena

Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit

Upon beating him:

Take THAT you stupid ass broken piece of shitfuck I hope you fucking burn alive in your fucking mech you little shit
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#12
(11-20-2011, 10:17 PM)Zefyr Wrote: Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit

"You know you're playing too much Armored Core when..." LOL
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#13
LOL

Sorry for not contributing yet. But really, this thread's been bringing me much amusement. LOL
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#14
I remember a card game from one of the Tagaytay trips a couple of years back.

"Putang-ina naman 'tong mga putang baraha na 'to!"

"Anak ng puta talaga 'tong putang-inang puta na 'to!"

"Tang-ina naman 'tong 'tang-inang nakuha ko!"


[Image: RRTagaytayRoundTwo121.jpg].

LOL
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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#15
just answered a quite annoying ticket. ranted to a friend via MSN. realized its a cuss combo XD posting here minus screenames
id understand a customer's rage if the answer to the ticket was idiotic.
id understand their rage if they're a foreigner and have trouble understanding english
id even understand if they're one of the many largely illiterate raging teenage gamers
or if they're old war veterans (we have quite a few players like that actually)
BUT FUCK IT LATE TWENTIES SHIT ASS FUCKFACE MOTHER FUCKING CUM SUCKING RETARD
the response given to you YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT SHIT FOR BRAINS TOO HIGH ON CRACK SNIFFED FROM A AIDS WHORE CUNT FUCK MORON was correct and properly worded
you rage because you forgot to use your brain
oh WAIT DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN YOU FUCKING DICKFACED SHIT EATING FAGGOT
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