For the easily offended: GTFO of this thread.
Post (preferably in spoiler tags) the most creative/funny/offensive strings of profanities that you can come up with or heard or came across somewhere.
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I heard some relatives have this exchange before:
Son: Putangina naman ang arte mo!
Mom: Tangina! Putangina mo rin!
Son and mom: *awkward silence*
Am i doin it rite
Well I loled for real, so I guess it's right.
Tanginang amoy ng burnik mong bulok!
XP worth a shot XP
My friend likes saying "Mothershitting dicknipples".
When I'm exasperated I go "Tanginang walang-hiyang syeteng kagaguhan"... in the comfort of somewhere private and out of earshot from siblings or parental figures XD
Looking forward to Goat's post.
In my shop:
Older brother: Tangina ang bobo bobo mo sa dota, magjakol ka na nga lang sa bahay!
Younger brother- leaves.. (goes home)
stuff i've said/thought or used as a description before:
i was describing how i felt about zinnida from Last Raven to a friend on PSN a couple of months ago
me: i fucking hate that purple on purple human plus cum dumpster OP infinity abusing jack O dick sucking rail gun spaming infinite energy hack using smut ina ugly ass mech
my friend: aaaaahhh ok......... i gota go "loggs out"
me: "after friend logs off" motherfucking hoe bag flying around the room thinking "im boss with ma hacks"
OH DEAR LORD I remember the first time I tried my hand at Evangel in the Extra Arena
Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit
Upon beating him:
Take THAT you stupid ass broken piece of shitfuck I hope you fucking burn alive in your fucking mech you little shit
(11-20-2011, 10:17 PM)Zefyr Wrote: [ -> ]Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit
"You know you're playing too much Armored Core when..."
Sorry for not contributing yet. But really, this thread's been bringing me much amusement.
I remember a card game from one of the Tagaytay trips a couple of years back.
"Putang-ina naman 'tong mga putang baraha na 'to!"
"Anak ng puta talaga 'tong putang-inang puta na 'to!"
"Tang-ina naman 'tong 'tang-inang nakuha ko!"
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just answered a quite annoying ticket. ranted to a friend via MSN. realized its a cuss combo XD posting here minus screenames