Fanzine Halp

[J.E_Magog]

I'm currently working on my offering for the AC fanzine which is due in a few days. It is a fake advertisement for the "Beast Juice" Amida Extract energy drink. What I need is a one liner or a product description and maybe even a title that sounds better than "Beast Juice"...

I'll have you credited in the fanzine(using your alias) and send you a copy depending on how many printed copies they send to me.

Here's the idea:

[Fox]

Lemme think for a while. I'll try to be back with something.

[J.E_Magog]

thanks in advance!

[Serene]

Juicesaragi Amida Extract
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot

The drink that gives you so much energy, you'll have insomnia 24/7.

Who needs 300 babies when you can lay eggs!! Great for making personal armies!

One sip makes your body smooth... every drop kills a hair... by the root.

Makes your body tough and strong... you'll grow a real tough carapace... after the first molt.

Warning: Destroys 5 IQ for every bottle.


I thought these up since it's a fake ad, I went for some really freaky mutation based ones since we don't really know what could happen if somebody drink amida juice.

[J.E_Magog]

Lol that's a bit too much writing. The page is pretty small(A5) but I'll use yours for the bottle and I'll be highliting this near the label:

Juicesaragi Amida Extract
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot

[Fox]

Those are way more witty than anything i came up with.

[J.E_Magog]

Where's yours fox?

Since Juicesaragi sounds nice I'll be using it as the manufacturer's name/ logo instead of the plain old kisaragi one.

[Fox]

It was mostly stuff along the lines of...

"Unleash the animal inside."

"This will make your childhood dreams want to be like you when they grow up."

"Making a fighter out of the lover."

"When the beast is in town, all others head home to hibernate."

"Those sparkles you see when you open the bottle are just 0.10% of the glow you'll be giving off."

[J.E_Magog]

Nearly done. I think I'll be using the ""When the beast is in town, all others head home to hibernate." since I ended up with a winter scenario. I was hoping I can do all three corporations with Crest G-91 and mirage mineral water

[NiX]

Sorry, I only saw this today. Is it too late? Galing! We'd love to see the finished product.

[J.E_Magog]

Well there's always the next one-mid next year. I'd love to try more fake products other than energy drinks.

There's very little difference with the finished one, just the text and the juicesaragi logo.

[zero_kanipan]

hahah looks really good XD

[Fox]

Side effects may include a burning aura?

The last shot looks pretty good.

[J.E_Magog]

Indicted

[Grim]

Mr. Fox?