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11-18-2011, 09:50 PM
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For the easily offended: GTFO of this thread.
Post (preferably in spoiler tags) the most creative/funny/offensive strings of profanities that you can come up with or heard or came across somewhere.
Blah.
edit - Other mods, feel free to lock/delete if you feel like it.
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I heard some relatives have this exchange before:
Son: Putangina naman ang arte mo!
Mom: Tangina! Putangina mo rin!
Son and mom: *awkward silence*
Am i doin it rite
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Well I loled for real, so I guess it's right.
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Tanginang amoy ng burnik mong bulok!
XP worth a shot XP
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!
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My friend likes saying "Mothershitting dicknipples".
When I'm exasperated I go "Tanginang walang-hiyang syeteng kagaguhan"... in the comfort of somewhere private and out of earshot from siblings or parental figures XD
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Looking forward to Goat's post.
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11-19-2011, 02:42 PM
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In my shop:
Older brother: Tangina ang bobo bobo mo sa dota, magjakol ka na nga lang sa bahay!
Younger brother- leaves.. (goes home)
This is also a punishment for you.
You will be the defender of justice and wear a mask forever,
you won't be able to live as yourself.
You will sacrifice all your happiness for the world.. Eternally..
(Last words to Zero - Lelouch Vi Britania)
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stuff i've said/thought or used as a description before:
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i was describing how i felt about zinnida from Last Raven to a friend on PSN a couple of months ago
me: i fucking hate that purple on purple human plus cum dumpster OP infinity abusing jack O dick sucking rail gun spaming infinite energy hack using smut ina ugly ass mech
my friend: aaaaahhh ok......... i gota go "loggs out"
me: "after friend logs off" motherfucking hoe bag flying around the room thinking "im boss with ma hacks"
what do i fight for? i have nothing to fight for but i fight i LIVE because it is my only defiance to what ever gods may be for making my life a living hell
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OH DEAR LORD I remember the first time I tried my hand at Evangel in the Extra Arena
Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit
Upon beating him:
Take THAT you stupid ass broken piece of shitfuck I hope you fucking burn alive in your fucking mech you little shit
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(11-20-2011, 10:17 PM)Zefyr Wrote: Shit cunt motherfucking OP-I broken ass linear gun with all "fucking look at me I've got hacks because I'm too much of a pussy to play fair" fucking stunlocking linear backshit
"You know you're playing too much Armored Core when..."
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Sorry for not contributing yet. But really, this thread's been bringing me much amusement.
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11-21-2011, 09:04 AM
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I remember a card game from one of the Tagaytay trips a couple of years back.
"Putang-ina naman 'tong mga putang baraha na 'to!"
"Anak ng puta talaga 'tong putang-inang puta na 'to!"
"Tang-ina naman 'tong 'tang-inang nakuha ko!"
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"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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just answered a quite annoying ticket. ranted to a friend via MSN. realized its a cuss combo XD posting here minus screenames