Lines

[NiX]

I lold

[HayWire]

"I love that celebrity. I kinda wish he had a different manager - plus the fans are rather creepy." < What I said to my friend who asked me if I was religious >_>

I love this:

[Grim]

I love this:

Witty! Plus the fact that they kept it going for so long...

[HayWire]

Some random dude talking to a game sage:

"Faefae, your eyes shine like the lid of my toilet :3"

[Sforza]

gf (in a bad mood): Words are the sharpest knife

me: ...But words can't cut eggplant slices for me when I want to have curry rice?

gf: ............... *gets more pissed*

[HayWire]

"Masaya maging abnormal " ~my biology teacher in the review center, regarding evolution.

[HayWire]

^ same dude as above: "Hindi naman patagalan eh, pasarapan. Oo nga, maaabot mo ang 100 years old, pero at least mamatay ako na gwapo pa rin"

"THIS IS NINJA MATH" -my schoolmate, regarding shortcuts in math. (theoretically it IS ninja math, since it only takes 3-5 seconds to answer something that'll usually take 1 minute...the answer sheet won't know what's coming O_O...)

[HayWire]

"For all those who think he cries too much - you have no idea how it feels not to be able to tell your own mother why you are so depressed all the time, how it feels to lie awake all night facing the terrifying emptiness, a bottomless pit of despair, second after second, minute after minute, day after day trough interminable time."

It got over 2600 thumbs up on Youtube.

[Serene]

From my sister's friend:

Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba?

Girl: Hindi. Putanginang tanga mo, tao ako tanga. Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh.

Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.”

Boy: Tanga amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang posporong nagsasalita? Putanginang tanga amputa. Kaya walang nanliligaw sa’yo eh. ))

[HayWire]

Ang kulit XDDDD

[Fox]

From my sister's friend:

Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba?

Girl: Hindi. Putanginang tanga mo, tao ako tanga. Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh.

Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo?

Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.”

Boy: Tanga amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang posporong nagsasalita? Putanginang tanga amputa. Kaya walang nanliligaw sa’yo eh. ))

Tangina, bagay silang dalawa!

[spartansgestugatenso]

well this my favorite line from Ray of Light english version(some one on youtube did a fandub)

i want to find a way
to be stronger than today
to let go of the losses for the sake of what i found

i almost cried because of this because i lose alot stuff in life but in never seem to let go of the memory of them instead of thinking of the new things that have come into my life

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theres these certain lines characters say on my favorite anime

Hollow Ichigo: every living thing has that killer instinct to slash cut and burn to victory ,Bleach

Greed: greed is not evil you know? every one wants something in life from women to protecting someone you love dont you want your bodies back? ,Fullmetal Alchemist brotherhood

kenpatchi zaraki: humans fight to get stronger or get stronger to fight! ,bleach

(i cant think of any thing else at the moment and its been a long time since iv herd these quotes so sorry if there off or something)

[Serene]

From somewhere in the net...
"Flat chested girls hold you closer to their heart."

[Serene]

From a friend from my highschool:

Ang pagpili ng kaibigan ay dapat alinsunod sa probisyon ng Republic Act 9003.
Ihiwalay ang mga plastic at ibukod ang mga nabubulok at hindi nabubulok.
Huwag kalimutan na ang infectious at hazardous o toxic waste ay dapat ilagay sa incinerator upang 'di makahawa!
Sumunod po tayo sa batas upang tayo ay hindi mapahamak! A public reminder.

[Shintetsu]

^Will post on facebook for the lulz.