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Some of my goats were killed earlier this morning. I was out walking my herd to the western pasture when some helicopters flew by. While I was trying to lead my goats away, several soldiers leaned out and opened fire on my herd, targeting a few of my larger goats with superb accuracy. I was able to get the majority of my goats away but four of them would not get up ever again.
Afterwards, the helicopters landed and I was approached by a scruffy soldier in sunglasses who gave me a camera and a bicycle in exchange for the dead goats, saying something about how he hadn't eaten in 3 days. Now I wonder how I am going to explain all this to my wife?
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(12-08-2009, 11:43 AM)Abdul Wrote: Some of my goats were killed earlier this morning. I was out walking my herd to the western pasture when some helicopters flew by. While I was trying to lead my goats away, several soldiers leaned out and opened fire on my herd, targeting a few of my larger goats with superb accuracy. I was able to get the majority of my goats away but four of them would not get up ever again.
Afterwards, the helicopters landed and I was approached by a scruffy soldier in sunglasses who gave me a camera and a bicycle in exchange for the dead goats, saying something about how he hadn't eaten in 3 days. Now I wonder how I am going to explain all this to my wife?
You can take me there for a while as long as you have a fast internet connection. I'd be glad to replace your dead goats temporarily.
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I am happy to hear that, my good man. You will be glad to know that my facilities include lots of large open spaces for roaming and plentiful grasslands for grazing. I am quite sure you will be welcomed by my herd, as they are quite upset over the recent loss of some of their number.
Please be prepared as I shall be coming to collect you soon. You will most enjoy your stay with my herd, I guarantee it.
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... suddenly the phrase "goat's milk" came to mind 
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!
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Rant:
Can't sleep. Decided to work.
Rant 2:
Now I can't stop working. Lol.
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12-09-2009, 12:46 PM
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(12-07-2009, 11:17 AM)Grim Wrote: That's cool dude. Good luck with that, hope it pushes through.
It pushed through! I'll be staying there for about 6 to so months.
He's giving me 5 month project to play around, I mean, practice with under his supervision.
This is gonna be so cool. No meets for me for a while though.
I'll be out of Manila by probably next week on Friday.
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hei bro! good luck with that!
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12-09-2009, 02:40 PM
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I hope this new path of yours becomes rewarding, comrade. I won't say good luck because that means that you won't be giving it your all. Just do your best. 
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12-09-2009, 03:17 PM
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(12-09-2009, 02:40 PM)Fox Wrote: Good luck on this new path of yours, comrade. I won't say good luck because that means that you won't be giving it your all.
Uhh... 
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(12-09-2009, 02:40 PM)Fox Wrote: Good luck on this new path of yours, comrade. I won't say good luck because that means that you won't be giving it your all. Just do your best.
But you just said good luck...
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Anak ng tokwa... Fox fail.
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Epic fail.
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Happy Birthday Abdul~! May you be with your forty virgins.
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12-10-2009, 09:08 AM
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Happy Birthday, Abdul!
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Ala-Ukbar!
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