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The Rant/Rave Topic
rant: Adriama Lima is married now.
(02-25-2009, 08:03 PM)NiX Wrote: rant: Adriama Lima is married now.

Double rant: To this guy.

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Mismatch.
Rave: Discovered a deli near my office that sells affordable tasty treats. Canadian Smoked Bacon for 34.80 per 100 grams. Clapping

BACON!!!We're not worthyWe're not worthyWe're not worthy
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Since this is a Rant/Rave topic, I'll keep telling my share of rants no matter how stupid it is on this thread to let off some steam.



Rant:

I think I've shouted "FUCK!" more than 50 times today. The same annoying cockshitting douchebag I've mentioned before still keeps on failing with his nofuckingcommonsense.

I'll narrate two events that I can easily recall:


#fucking1:

Me: Tara dude takbuhan natin si psycho habang nasa loob pa ng library. *lol*

Buddy#1: Tingnan lang natin kung susunod siya pag ginawa natin to. *runs*

Everyone: *runs*

- The annoying dude spots us -

Annoying dude: *runs and follows us at maximum speed*

- Everybody failed to run away from him -

Me: Putang inang abnormal. *lols and keeps cursing in filipino*

Buddy# 2: Takte humabol talaga si pao! *lol*

Mr. Nocommonsense: The Flash nga ako, tingnan mo t-shirt ko yung logo. (bragging)




#fucking2: (we were on the Office of Student Affairs/OSA signing up for the upcoming recollection)

Buddy#1: *asks details about the event*

- The fucktard suddenly interrupts with a question. -

Mr. Nocommonsense: "Ano ba ang ang gagawin sa recollection? Paano ba 'yun?"

Staff: Sharing ng experiences at reflection, Sir.

Mr. Nocommonsense: HA?! Bakit sharing?! AYOKO NG SHARING! (In an angry tone)

Staff: ...

- After getting the hell out of the office, the bastard keeps ranting on us how the recollection is going to suck in public -

Buddy #1: Ano ba problema mo? Para kang bata. *lol*

Buddy #2: Dude, seriously; SHUT. THE HELL. UP.

Mr. Nocommonsense: *continues to rant like a baby douchebag*

Buddy #2: DUDE, SHUT. THE HELL. UP. Last warning.

- Mr. Nocommonsense is still ranting -

- Buddy #2 walks away -

Mr. Nocommonsense: * continues to rant with his annoying and screeching voice*

Buddy #3: Eh 'di huwag ka sumama, simple lang!

Mr. Nocommonsense: *disagrees and explains some shit I can't even remember*

Me: *lol* Shut your ass up man. Galit na sila sa'yo.

- Again, Mr. Nocommonsense doesn't mind and still continues to rant with his useless crap with a screeching voice -

Me: FUCK!

- Mr. Nocommonsense DOES. NOT. MIND.

Me: FFFFFFFUCK!!

- Aftermath; we boarded the LRT asap and left him while he was on line buying his ticket. Good thing we have our own "stored value" card! -



While the bastard isn't that harmful towards us, the fuckwit does get the attention of everyone in the vicinity with his improper nocommonsenseness. Pati kami na babadshot at naiiwasan ng ibang kaklase dahil sa kanya. Pagnasa kanila na yung mongoloid pinapasa sa amin. LOL
And with that rant, you've shouted that word much more than fifty times.
"Numbers are not part of the real world; they're part of something else."

-Prof. Rolly Panopio, UPLB Math Division
If you're going to BYOB and he suddenly tags along... I may need the help of RR... for something.
(02-27-2009, 06:33 AM)Lord_Leperman Wrote: If you're going to BYOB and he suddenly tags along... I may need the help of RR... for something.

Serene reporting for possible emergency interception.
Permission to bring Lamia1 captain?

Rant:
Away na naman kami ng lola ko...
One week and on going. Mahirap talaga kapag kasama mo nagagalit muna bago mag-isip at hindi nakikinig sa paliwanag, nagger pa.

Why can't everybody I dislike be like me? Kahit yung sa think hard then be angry part man lang...
'Signatures are overrated.'
(02-27-2009, 06:33 AM)Lord_Leperman Wrote: If you're going to BYOB and he suddenly tags along... I may need the help of RR... for something.

PhP5,000 - body disposed of. Jason
"Numbers are not part of the real world; they're part of something else."

-Prof. Rolly Panopio, UPLB Math Division
(02-27-2009, 08:46 AM)maitreya Wrote:
(02-27-2009, 06:33 AM)Lord_Leperman Wrote: If you're going to BYOB and he suddenly tags along... I may need the help of RR... for something.

PhP5,000 - body disposed of. Jason

Batas.
(02-27-2009, 06:33 AM)Lord_Leperman Wrote: If you're going to BYOB and he suddenly tags along... I may need the help of RR... for something.

Let me try talking to the lad. There's something about his behavior that reminds me of myself when I was in high school...

Maybe I can bitch-slap him into growing up. That's what would've done had I met my past self Clapping
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@Goat

i cant believe you are still hanging out with him.
(02-27-2009, 11:51 AM)atdsutm Wrote: @Goat

i cant believe you are still hanging out with him.

You should ask him to watch GSP videos on youtube to put the guy in an armbar or a kimura.

Edit: The BJJ choke can make someone pass out in less than 10 seconds. Watch that too!
Or you could just NOT tell him about BYOB. >_>;
(02-27-2009, 02:45 PM)ardjin Wrote: kung dadalhin mo sya sa BYOB, dadalhin ko din si Mr. bad breath pra mag usap sila.

Best suggestion yet. Dapat may gold star to! LOL
(02-27-2009, 04:18 PM)Grim Wrote:
(02-27-2009, 02:45 PM)ardjin Wrote: kung dadalhin mo sya sa BYOB, dadalhin ko din si Mr. bad breath pra mag usap sila.

Best suggestion yet. Dapat may gold star to! LOL

Two wrongs don't always make a right man - what if both dudes start talking to everybody else? We'll be annoyed AND it'll stink!
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