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I remember spending a week or two up at a cabin with another family, and they told that when I was asleep I had said, "What are prunes?".
Imagine you're walking around in the middle of the night and you hear someone say that. How can you not only deny it being funny but completely random and unexpected as well?
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A hillarious incident at my house a few years ago that was nothing but 100% hillarious:
I was frustrated at the game I was playing, so I had said "Damn". Then my brother hears me say that and says "You shouldn't say shit like that Jameson!" Right after he says that my -MOM- comes in the room and says "Shut the fuck up, Ken!"
Ah, it was such a great moment, lol.
My AC Garage:
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yeyz,now I have stuff to tell my classmates... well they contribute FOR me actually...
(Dialog)
"There's something wrong with my mind..."
Reply:"You only knew now!?"
(part 2)(same day)
"Wowwww she's really good at acting like nemesis the goddess of revenge!"
Reply:"She's not acting..."
(part 3)(the day after)
"This look like Olympia!"
Reply:"Wha??"
(We were all...abnormal...but no ones normal if everyone is different  )
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"you and i are the opposite sides of the same coin....
when we face each other, we will finally see our true selves...
there may be a resemblance, but we never face the same direction."
FRONT MISSION FOR LIFE.<br><img src='http://tenmou.net/cgi/contribution/img/30.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><i>RATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!</i>
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Quote:Reply:"You only knew now!?"
"It's wronger than before!"
(I think my classmates are hungry when they said these...)
1:I fight for Honor,Justice...and Cheese!!
2:I love potatoes...
3:You eat the banana and you find out it's made of cheese!!
4  mine)I'm doing it for the money and...THE GRAVY...mmmm...gravy...
5:My dream,your nightmare...Hao in a skirt...
(My Reply)Nuf said...
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(Quotesfrom my classmates)
"Have you ever been rejected?"
Reply:"I know someone...I DON'T know someone...what za question again?"
"Psycopath?Don't you mean Psycopathetic?"
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"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."
"Power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."
- Behold A Pale Horse.
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(My classmates yet again contibuted...in a wierd way...ok...verrry wierd way...accusations...)
"You're my first gay friend!"
My Reply:"Hey I'm not gay,queer or happy ok?"
Her Reply:"~If You were gay I'd shout hurray!!~"
"You have constipationof the brain and diahria of the mouth!"
My Reply:"  "(No serously I got a stick and started poking her...)
"DIE"
My Reply:"why?"
"Coz I SAID SO!!"
(May I add these are all the same classmate;the same ones like...)
Quote:"It's wronger than before!"
Quote:"Get a life but not mine!"
(Quote of the day)
My Life is boring but at least I have one!
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it would take forever to post them all from my class. anyway,
"Lets go streaking!" then he actually raised up his shirt and started running.
ಠ_ಠ
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"Shut up and bleed, you <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:yellow'>motherfucker</span></span>."
"Like all good things, they had to some time."
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"whats normal?"
"......"
"whats normal really?"
"well, you're not"
*stares..."
"..."
"you gonna eat that?"
(I can't believe I still remember these old quotes)
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"YOU POKED MY PANCREAS" XD
"What you build today will be destroyed by someone else tommorrow;Build anyway"
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-We can't decipher the past,
how can we know the future?
No one ever knows what'll happen to them?
-Except me, now. I know.
Are you scared?
-Sure am. I don't want to
stop living. I loved life so much.
What was it you loved?
-Everything.
Wine, books, music, women,
above all women.
Their smell, their mouths,
the feel of their skin.
Were there many of them?
-Yes.
Don't they begin to seem the same?
-A bit, yes.
But I never get tired of them.
Still the great seducer?
-No, not anymore.
With age, it's not the same thing.
Do you still enjoy wine?
-Unfortunately not.
Not with my liver.
The trips you dreamed of,
did you make them?
-Nowadays there are tourists everywhere.
It's not the present you cling on,
It's your past life.
That life is already dead.
-Perhaps.
Les Invasions barbares(The barbarian Invasions)
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These are my favorite quotes:
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference?" -Duke Nukem
"I hate computers!! Give me an N64 anyday!!" -Marine from Starcraft (N64 version only lol)
"There are some things you just can't explain with the word... fate. You're just going to have to see it with your own eyes." -Taura, Xenogears
"Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands!" -Lacan, Xenogears
"If you kill one, it is a tragedy. If you kill a million, it's a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
"Snake... we
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You've maelstromed my
heart, you archon of dark.
When you are near,
my wall falls apart.
You've cannon rushed my,
mind. My eco falls behind.
I do not fear,
For your love is what I find
waiting for me at the bright side of the canal.
I can't be with anyone else, this is final.
- A poem about StarCraft written by some guy from teamliquid.net
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What won't Meatloaf do for love?
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