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Sorry if this is more of a dialouge than a line...
But I have to let ir out...
Me and my bestfriend talking one time at our table, eating...
Me: Pare, kakaiba ka talagang tao...
Bestfrrend: Hindi ako kakaiba!
Me: HINDI KA TAO!
Since his humor level is low, he almost choked laughing...
'Signatures are overrated.'
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Just remembered another one...
My classmate to his bestfriend:
"HINDI KITA MINURA GAGO!!"
Afterwards, we learned that heard it wrong...
He meant:
"HINDI KITA BINURA GAGO!!"
They were talking about their paluwagan...
'Signatures are overrated.'
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I said this to my friends
"I'm nuts you're crazy and she's psycotic" 
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My last post here...
"Eat my nose for... Equals four..."
'Signatures are overrated.'
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I eat grass because I am a horse.
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Aanhin pa ang damo pag ubos na yung rolling paper?
I'm not a druggie, it's just something I came across while reading Pugad Baboy a few years ago.
I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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Sorry guys,ran out of funny XD
(Song portion from Phil Collin's You'll be in my heart)
~When destiny calls you, you must be strong,I may not be with you but you've got to hold on...~
(Song portion from Wierd Al's Eat it)
~...now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame...~
(One of my fave song portions from Tevin Campbell's Stand Out)
~All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance'll prove
I got whatever it takes~
(Why? KSP eh  )
Speaking of songs... (speaks Tagalog with bad grammar)Ako kailangan(not really)
ng translation ng <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBZZlNlUeY' target='_blank'>Biyahe Tayo</a> kasi ang tagal na alam ko na etong uh...song na hindi ko alam lahat na sinasabi nila XD
I want the translation of Biyahe tayo(See? I can't even translate the title  )Coz I've known this song for years but I don't know what most of em are saying coz of my bad Filipino speaking language *peace*(PM Me)
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Epic: Grimlo9ic
Battle.net: Grim#16773
<!--QuoteBegin-HayWire+Jan 19 2007, 08:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td> QUOTE (HayWire @ Jan 19 2007, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Speaking of songs... (speaks Tagalog with bad grammar)Ako kailangan(not really)
ng translation ng <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBZZlNlUeY' target='_blank'>Biyahe Tayo</a> kasi ang tagal na alam ko na etong uh...song na hindi ko alam lahat na sinasabi nila XD [/quote:f5bb0a67fb]
That song made one of my relatives in the States cry. Seriously. After taking a good look at it and imagining myself living and working over there, I can see why.
Oh and HayWire, it's 'kailangan ko' by the way. 
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'Tried reading my sister's book, this's what the author said, wtf.
"We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying like "I feel a little lightheaded." Then suddenly there was a huge roar in the sky of what looked like huge red bats, dashing and diving around the car..."
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Quote:Oh and HayWire, it's 'kailangan ko' by the way.
See? See? told you I'm bad with filipino my report crad doesn't lie!!
(Just a question)
(In bad english on purpose)
Why many foreigners leave bad comment on this song on youtube?
(no offense peeps) 
Quote:Typical Filipino nonsense to numb your senses-what about the disastrous deterioration of the places mentioned, scandalous fortunes of the "artists", the power given to retards running retard noontime shows, most of the reefs are dead, forests nil and Palawan following fast etc. etc.?? The superficial sense behing vids like this are a major part of RP's disease... Put pride where it belongs, not just where you wish it to be.
Well,this helps
Quote:This is the VIDEO that I've been wanting the world to see.
Sana naman po, dagdagan natin ang pagpuri sa Pilipinas dahil karamihan na mga mensahe galing sa ating kababayan dito sa North America ay lagi na lang negative. Kasi naman ang totoo lang, mas maraming kasayahan kaysa kalungkutan sa Pilipinas. I feel there's a lot of Filipinos abroad who are ignorants about the Philippines.
Salamat po sa mga 25 artists who contributed to this song.
Greeting from Vancouver, Canada
Well,It's a quote
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Quote:'Tried reading my sister's book, this's what the author said, wtf.
"We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying like "I feel a little lightheaded." Then suddenly there was a huge roar in the sky of what looked like huge red bats, dashing and diving around the car..."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I love that book. now to add my own quote from the same book.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
ಠ_ಠ
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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
"One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the liiiiiiiiiiiiiinnne..."
- Got this one from the movie, lol
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(song portion from Avenue q)
"The jews have all the money and the whites have all the power and I am stuck with taxi cabs with driver who no shower!!"
(Song portion from avenue q)
The internets is for porn the internet is for porn why you think the net was born? porn porn porn"(don't ask I just wanted to type something)
(I am typing this in hyper mode)
Cebu funnnnnn can't sleep coz of iiiiiiiiiiiiiit can't sleeeep going home at tuesdayyyyyyyy my brother says me always in hyper modeeeeee ,weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!(no I'm not drunk or something)
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Not doing this for spam. I am a very clean and a very honest person, Heheheh. 
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
"If you die, I'll kill you!"
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" -unknown
Got these from a weird website before while I was surfing, can't remember what site that is.
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"Get a life but not mine!" (says my classmate)
(This is some of the names/titles scrambled up to make new ones for me and my friends)
"I'm Kernel Scar Nuts(misspellled on purpose),She's Fuhrer Edward Crazy and you're Major Wrath Psycopath"
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