10-05-2016, 07:58 PM
Had to contact Globe earlier today to clarify some odd charges on my last bill. The fuckwit I spoke with placed me on hold for almost a half hour before he figured things out. Good thing that the hold music kinda grew on me after the third time around. 
A little bit of Googling shortly after came up with this surprising gem:

A little bit of Googling shortly after came up with this surprising gem:
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."