The FOOD Topic.

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So, AEA1 just got back from the military and requested for a burger raid with the usual cronies. Being the insane chap he is, he decided to hit the one place that foiled us last year - Zark's.

The only takers. You can see Shintetsu in the mirror's reflection as he takes the pic.




Instead of the usual "order whatever the fuck you want" routine, AEA1 hit on the idea of ordering a selection of burgers from the Major League section of the menu and then drawing lots to see who gets which burger.

The Tombstone (bottom) and the Jawbreaker (top). The Jawbreaker is three 1/3rd pound patties with a couple slices each of spam and bacon topped with a half cup of cheese sauce. The Tombstone is four half-pound patties covered in cheese sauce and accompanied by an entire regiment of fries.


The Maverick. A half-pound burger encrusted with fresh-ground black pepper and topped with a couple slices of deep-fried bacon.



The Jackhammer (right), a half-pound patty stuffed with mozzarella and cheddar cheese, and the Stone Cold Stunner (left), a double bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, tomatoes, mushrooms and caramelized onions.



The Luther Burger. Two more double-bacon burger patties topped with cheddar cheese but on a halved Krispy Kreme donut instead of normal buns. It was dubbed "The Loser Burger" for that night. Woe betide the luckless soul who chances upon it.


With the burgers on the table, we then drew lots. As it happens, AEA1 got the Jawbreaker, CZ got the Maverick and Trace-02 won the Jackhammer. Leperman raised an eyebrow at the Tombstone he now had in front of him and i got the Stone Cold Stunner.

Poor Shintetsu breathed out a disappointed sigh as he gazed upon the Luther Burger he drew.

Being the magnanimous and caring i am, i decided to swap with Leperman, knowing that he'd have trouble even taking down a quarter of that burger. He gladly acquiesced. We exchanged plates and i grinned down at my new quarry.



I ended up regretting that decision a few seconds later. The Tombstone's size was on the wrong side of hilarious. The damn thing was so fething big that i immediately donated one of the patties to Shin, who still went ahead and split that one patty with Leperman. I ended up eating just one patty and the fries. The remaining two patties and buns were doggybagged to take home.

Comparison of the Tombstone next to my head and a standard-sized cellphone.


Still, there will come a day when i'll be able to finish the Tombstone right there. One day soon. And i will have my revenge, in this life or the next.

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