What did you survive?

[Sirius140]

Throughout my whole life I have never broken a single bone, and I can thank my milky diet for that. And all I have to show for is a small dent in my ribs. But here's a list of what I've been through.

Trees fall on me
Trampled by said trees
Made my sister do a 360 flip on her bike by crashing into her on my bike
Sister ran over me with golf cart
Twisted my back more times than I count
Pushed off my bed by sister and fell 5 ft face first
Almost decapitated by ceiling fan
Punched in the chest real hard when I was 5
Had car door slammed into my arm by sister (I think it was on purpose)
Walked a mile barefoot through pine needles and gravel (young age)
Banged head against more desks and walls than I can remember
A history of being head shotted by volleyballs and basketballs
Was almost stabbed
Stabbed self with pen, I don't know why
Stepped on
Clawed at
Burned
Blinded
Choked
Vomited 50 gallons shit and some blood
Bitten by my dog, friend's hamster, cats, my sister, Gunpla and ducks (Fucking ducks I'll get you...)
Kicked
Punched
Refinery fire
Shot at
Electrocuted
Dipping arm in frozen fountain to remove ice
Trampled by sod
And I think that's it. So far all this stuff happened to me and I'm still fine and not horribly disfigured. To be edited.