Juicesaragi Amida Extract
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot
The drink that gives you so much energy, you'll have insomnia 24/7.
Who needs 300 babies when you can lay eggs!! Great for making personal armies!
One sip makes your body smooth... every drop kills a hair... by the root.
Makes your body tough and strong... you'll grow a real tough carapace... after the first molt.
Warning: Destroys 5 IQ for every bottle.
I thought these up since it's a fake ad, I went for some really freaky mutation based ones since we don't really know what could happen if somebody drink amida juice.
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot
The drink that gives you so much energy, you'll have insomnia 24/7.
Who needs 300 babies when you can lay eggs!! Great for making personal armies!
One sip makes your body smooth... every drop kills a hair... by the root.
Makes your body tough and strong... you'll grow a real tough carapace... after the first molt.
Warning: Destroys 5 IQ for every bottle.
I thought these up since it's a fake ad, I went for some really freaky mutation based ones since we don't really know what could happen if somebody drink amida juice.
'Signatures are overrated.'