stuff i've said/thought or used as a description before:
Sucks harder than a two bit-whore on crack.
Sucks harder than all the sailorsluts* combined.
Putanginang mong gagong pakshit kang lag ka!
Fucking a-hole. (pabulong habang bumababa sa jeep na sa malayo/gitna ng kalsada ako binaba kasi bingi ang
Putanginang hayup na kaskasero.
*when i first discovered internet and thus porn, the most common series i found in hentai sites was Sailormoon. i really didnt like the actual show (but i liked that stuff i found XD ) back then so that name came up.