02-02-2010, 08:59 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-02-2010, 09:00 AM by Lord_Leperman.)
"I think I'll have to review my position in the upcoming Sesame Street Muppet shareholder's meeting"
*In reality, Cookie Monster does not eat cookies. He's merely enjoys the sound and sensation of cookies being crushed. He restrains his obsession by listening to "The Sounds of Cookie Crumbling" self-help audio books and thus retains a calm composure in public*
========ALTERNATE PUNCHLINE==========
As a young lad, Cookie was a normal puppet, a cousin of Elmo, he merely wanted to grow up like a normal puppet. Until the day the big evil "Sesame Street Crew" brainwashed him, forcefully making him listen to poorly made speech help audio programs and force feed him expired Oreos and Chips Ahoy's as an experiment in puppet survivability. Thus his awful speech pattern remains today as well as his unhealthy obsession with anything round and crunchy.
Picture avatar: Cookie as a young lad during interrogation. Cookie Monster's current delusional state is a side-effect of his inhumane upbringing.
*In reality, Cookie Monster does not eat cookies. He's merely enjoys the sound and sensation of cookies being crushed. He restrains his obsession by listening to "The Sounds of Cookie Crumbling" self-help audio books and thus retains a calm composure in public*
========ALTERNATE PUNCHLINE==========
As a young lad, Cookie was a normal puppet, a cousin of Elmo, he merely wanted to grow up like a normal puppet. Until the day the big evil "Sesame Street Crew" brainwashed him, forcefully making him listen to poorly made speech help audio programs and force feed him expired Oreos and Chips Ahoy's as an experiment in puppet survivability. Thus his awful speech pattern remains today as well as his unhealthy obsession with anything round and crunchy.
Picture avatar: Cookie as a young lad during interrogation. Cookie Monster's current delusional state is a side-effect of his inhumane upbringing.
