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I got the idea from
the Gamepolitics forums.
Quoting the original author of this game:
Quote:every once in a while it's nice to just pick a game and make an excessively snide, snarky, sarcastic, or even stupid comment on it.
so rules are as thus:
1. user picks a game
2. next user makes a snarky comment about the game and then selects a new one.
example:
poster 1: Halo 3
poster 2: because i never get tired of 13-year-olds calling me gay. Tekken.
Starting it off:
Armored Core 4
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Steam: Grimlo9ic
Epic: Grimlo9ic
Battle.net: Grim#16773
Because From had to bring not fun to next-gen.
Dig Dug.
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Threads: 21
Joined: Oct 2007
Why does it have to be a smurf with an airpump?
Nokia 3210's SNAKE
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shiraki01 Wrote:Why does it have to be a smurf with an airpump?
Nokia 3210's SNAKE
Because for some, Pong has too steep a learning curve.
Counter-Strike
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Threads: 225
Joined: Sep 2006
The S.A.S. wear bug-men costumes.
Super Mario Brothers.
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Threads: 39
Joined: Sep 2006
Why does Princess Toadstool get kidnapped every single time?
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
"Numbers are not part of the real world; they're part of something else."
-Prof. Rolly Panopio, UPLB Math Division
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01-19-2008, 10:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2008, 10:53 AM by Shintetsu.)
Oh boy, this is what i get for not refreshing the page before posting. Gonna save my comment for SMB tho.
Mushrooms make you high, not enlarge you, dumbass.
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Are the players of this game trying to compensate for <i>something</i>?
Tekken 6
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Guys wanting to beat each other up for the flimsiest of reasons.
Thousand Arms.
I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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01-19-2008, 11:41 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2008, 11:44 AM by Serene.)
'This game is not rated for that' my ass.
Frogger.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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Battle.net: Grim#16773
Because that Frog just really has to cross the road.
Contra.
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Joined: Feb 2007
what happens when stallone and arnold (cant spell the last name) decide to make a movie together
World Super Police
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!
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1) The result of making japanese 'englishmen' in charge of the international police.
2) Big Rigs.
Posts: 9,097
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Steam: nix_rr
Big Rigs: When a developer simply sucks at making games.
Sexy Beach
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01-20-2008, 03:41 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2008, 03:45 AM by strawhat_luffy.)
When all you really need are sex and boobs.
oh, and perverts.
Tetris
ಠ_ಠ
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What's so fun about oddly shaped blocks?
Need For Speed: High Stakes
'Signatures are overrated.'