01-21-2010, 11:03 PM
I dunno whether I should share this or not. But anyway, here goes.
The other day, I was pissing into the urinal, minding my own business, when this dude from another office positions to pee two urinals away. The fucker then proceeds to chat me up, asking which office I'm from and what we do. Already weirded out by this conversation occurring during one's most vulnerable moments, I just reply casually and give concise answers.
And then this fucker drops the bomb.
He says he couldn't help but notice my "extra-large" junk (No, I pretty much make sure that nothing is peeking out from the dividers -__-).
"Eight inches ba yan?" he asks.
I glared and cut my piss short, zipped up and left as soon as I could. I felt so fucking violated afterward.
I realized that he was probably a fagot trying to pick me up. Not that he talked or acted like one. But really, RR, would you chat up another straight man while taking a piss and peek down to his nether regions to check for the size of his junk?
And then this fucker drops the bomb.
He says he couldn't help but notice my "extra-large" junk (No, I pretty much make sure that nothing is peeking out from the dividers -__-).
"Eight inches ba yan?" he asks.
I glared and cut my piss short, zipped up and left as soon as I could. I felt so fucking violated afterward.
I realized that he was probably a fagot trying to pick me up. Not that he talked or acted like one. But really, RR, would you chat up another straight man while taking a piss and peek down to his nether regions to check for the size of his junk?
