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temp - Trace-02 - 10-14-2009

NiX Edit: This thread is for HUGE rants that rant/rave can no longer contain. Will also help to take some weight off of rant/rave.


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My RANT from Yesterday:

*Met up with Fox at Greenhills to give him his kits and look around for random stuff. We were at this hobby shop called "Cool Republic", browsing.

Trace: This is the place which sells the really inexpensive display bases.
Fox: Right... but there's not much to see. Are the ones on display for sale?

Trace: I'm pretty sure they are. Let's ask this guy. (Goes to the guy wearing Red guy near the counter)

Trace: How much for these display bases?
Guy in Red: Pare, hindi ako nagbebenta ng stuff dito pare, hintayin mo nalang yung babae kanina, pare, siya yung nagbebenta ng mga gamit dito, pare. Okey lang ba, pare? Kahit tumingin-tingin ka nalang muna dyan pare.

Trace: Okay....

Guy in Red: Do you like those models, pare? I was thinking, pare, of starting collecting GANDAMs pare, pero mahirap kasi msyado komplikado pare eh.

Trace: Oh-kay... (awkwardly turns around)
Guy in Red: Wow, pare, haba ng buhok mo pare! Ganno katagal mo pinapahaba yan, pare? (Guy in Red STROKES Trace's hair). Ganda talaga, pare. inaalagaan mo ng todo 'yan no, pare?

Trace: O-one year...
Guy in Red: TALAGA PARE!?!? Isang taon lang yan pare!? Parang ambilis humaba ng buhok mo pare (Stops touching my damn hair...) Ano gamit mong Shampoo pare? ang ganda talaga pare. Alam ko kasi matagal na kita tinitignan pare!

Trace: . . . .
Guy in Red: Alam mo, pare? Astig ka pare. Idol. I like you pare. *Smiles*

Trace: Uh... Thanks. We'll just come back for the display bases w-whenever...
Guy in Red: Talaga!? Okei pa naman kwentuhan natin, pare. You're so awsome kasi pare. ang ganda ng buhok mo, makinis pare. Balik kayo pare para kunin yung mga gamit pare. maganda yan para makipagkwentuhan uli tayo pare. I like you talaga, sobra pare.






Fox: Shock

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - Lord_Leperman - 12-16-2009

Rant: I now have a stalker.Facepalm

Dude keeps on following me inside the arcade and always tries to get my attention whenever I'm playing Razing Storm and Rambo. Whenever I talk to somone I know, he always tries to butt into the conversation. Crazy guy too, because he bangs his head whenever a heavy metal song plays in Guitar Freaks/Drum Mania and jumps like there's a party when techno music plays.

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - Fox - 12-16-2009

Hey Chief, did you notice that he was also trying to grab your gun earlier and he was always clapping every time you finished a stage? I mean, the guy even followed us when you went to top up your card. He also tried chatting me and Trace up when you didn't acknowledge his presence.

That's just creepy. Although he may just be admiring your considerable skills. LOL

Epic Rants - Shintetsu - 01-17-2010

Skip to the TL;DR part if you liek. Tongue


Rant: Araw mismo ng birthday mo, pupunta kayo sa tagaytay*cough*nasugbu. Di ko alam kung bat ako napapayag eh. Ok naman yung venue pagdating ko doon. Resort na classy. Why a rant? Akala ko kasi chillax lang ako doon. Pagdating ko doon ng around 10pm, nagtrabaho ako ng nagtrabaho 'til 10pm Saturday. With less than 2hrs of sleep.

Ang nakakainis pa, putragis, anak lang ako ng rotarian, bakit ako gumagawa ng trabaho ng audiobox dude, event coordinator, at ng computer software/hardware specialist?? Sobrang inefficient pa noong tao na naghandle ng CDs na source ng presentation ng around 60 Rotary clubs na nagpresent that day, ako pa nagmukhang TANGA dahil "yung presentation namin walang sound, bat ganun?" "yung amin paki timing na lang ha?" "bakit wala sa timing yung presentation namin?" "NASAAN YUNG SA CLUB NAMIN?"

...putangina ako pa nagsori in behalf of those faggots who should be doing their jobs. Audio dude was sitting behind the audiobox playing mario-whatever on his DS. Hayop.

Putragis na araw yan.

Rave: All's good, someone in the host club found my effort (still) worthy of praise because I got everything figured out and well presented on the latter half of the day dahil ako na lang yung main man sa audiobox, thank you audioboxfag. Got 1k for all that running around, shitstorming and manhandling I had to do. Never ran out of food, had a good room, and even got my birthday cake from mom's workplace. And got my allowance 'til Tuesday. Thanks mom.

TL;DR? Thanks na lang sa pagbati Big grin A special mention of thanks goes to Goat for the prawns(sana totoo, in one way or another*wink wink*) and to everyone else for the thought.

(01-17-2010, 12:06 AM)azuriel07 Wrote: rant: eating a rice meal during a movie is stupid.. specially when you don't have someone to hold a cellphone(light) for you..
Ho-hum, someone's hinting. LOL

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - Fox - 01-21-2010

I was on my way home earlier from work. The last leg of my usual commute involves the jeep from Pasong Tamo to Fort Bonifacio. I fell in line, paid my fare and settled in for what i thought would be another routine ride. That was when a bunch of drunken (and decidedly rowdy) whores boarded it. I just rolled my eyes and turned up my music player even louder. Tangina talaga yung gago na nagpatayo ng putahan malapit sa Nichols.

Unfortunately for me, they took up seats on either side of me and in front of me. They then proceeded to act incredibly uncouth and uncivilized. The one on my left began arguing with the one in front of her, one called up someone on her cellphone and began talking really loudly, one started applying makeup in full view of the other passengers and the one on my right was leaning against me and began running a hand up and down my thighs. I glared at her and she stopped but not before mouthing "suplado" at me. That still didn't stop her from pressing against me once the jeepney filled up and moved out of the terminal. Akala ko mabilis na lang sana yung sakay.

Too bad for me, the entire length of the road leading into Fort Bonifacio was gridlocked. Brilliant timing on fate's part! Facepalm

I facepalmed when they started making spectacles of themselves. I only took my hand off my face thirty minutes later when i got off at my stop. I rushed off the jeepney but the sluts were still at it. Kawawa naman yung mga ibang kasakay ko.

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - clonezero - 01-21-2010

BD: lol

Fox: OUCH that sucks
must resist making a flirty fox joke LOL
As for me my worst jeepney experience would be when I was on my way home taking a jeep from cubao up to the BK near my house. The dude next to me was REALLY sleepy wobbling, snoring, mistaking the "pull to stop cord" for the handle bars (which almost got him kicked out by the pissed of barker slobbering while at it I didn't get offended by the act (as to a lesser degree I also sleep when I ride vehicles.) but everyone else around had a less endearing disposition towards him as they watched, or those close to them ... felt, him miander (yes he was that out of it) on his seat. The worst part would have been when he fell on the jeep floor when we wasn't able to maintain his grip on the handle. But he seemed unfazed by the ensuing humiliation as he went straight back to sleep. During all this I was just weekly smiling (and more importantly wondering if I ever did what I was seeing myself), and alas when my stop came I was left to wonder what happened to the guy and by any chance did he know where his stop was... oh well XP.

rant2: my most humiliating experience asleep during travel was during my highschool days when I normally sleep intransit ( "school bus service" but the one that ferried me actually was a l300) to and from school. One day when I were on my way home I routinely decided to sleep glad I had a window seat, the thing was when I woke up everyone else with me on the service was staring at me ... and when they saw I was awake one of them asked me "okay ka lang" I answered "bakit?" to which he promptly replied " Eh nung tulog ka ung ulo mo umpog ng umpog dyan sa bintana kala nga namin masisira mo na yan eh" ... all I could say was "talaga?!"

[split] The Rant/Rave Topic - Fox - 01-21-2010

I was not flirting! I wasn't in the mood for flirting earlier and i never flirt with tramps! Bang bang

Maybe with girls in bars but never with roadside tramps. LOL

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - NiX - 01-21-2010

I dunno whether I should share this or not. But anyway, here goes.

The other day, I was pissing into the urinal, minding my own business, when this dude from another office positions to pee two urinals away. The fucker then proceeds to chat me up, asking which office I'm from and what we do. Already weirded out by this conversation occurring during one's most vulnerable moments, I just reply casually and give concise answers.

And then this fucker drops the bomb.

He says he couldn't help but notice my "extra-large" junk (No, I pretty much make sure that nothing is peeking out from the dividers -__-).

"Eight inches ba yan?" he asks.

I glared and cut my piss short, zipped up and left as soon as I could. I felt so fucking violated afterward.

I realized that he was probably a fagot trying to pick me up. Not that he talked or acted like one. But really, RR, would you chat up another straight man while taking a piss and peek down to his nether regions to check for the size of his junk?


RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - clonezero - 01-21-2010

stalkers galor is this a new curse to RR members XD and well it seems to get the older members first so Im still way down the list XD

RE: The Rant/Rave Topic - Hempire - 01-21-2010

haha fascinating events
thanks for sharing =D

RE: Epic Rants - Grim - 01-22-2010

Oh boy. You guys are getting mobbed.

Must be all the workouts you're all doing. LOL


RE: Epic Rants - Lord_Leperman - 01-22-2010

This one happened in late 2007 or early 2008.

While entering Comic Quest in SM, a stereotypical looking nerd/otaku (overweight, thick glasses, tucked in polo, talked in a whinny accent, has no sense of tact at all) intercepted me and a friend at the entrance. We ignore him and proceed to the magazine section where he followed us, positions himself right beside my friend and started ranting to us about how "The Dark Knight" film isn't related to the comic book and proceeds to rant how the film's gonna suck and the producers are idiots for not using a different title, and how some novel of whatever related to Batman is better, etc. The guy assumes that everyone who steps inside Comic Quest is a Batman fan, and this person should be avoided at all cost.

Me and my friend awkwardly listen, becoming speechless because we had no idea. After a few more silent and awkward moments we silently move to the sale section in the hopes that he'll just stay away from us. This persistent person follows. Facepalm

While browsing for whatever interests us, he positions himself behind me, overlooking my shoulder. I try not to mind him, but when a World Of Warcraft book suddenly appears out of the pile, he suddenly says the most fucked up pickup line to make friends:

*WoW book pops up*

Nerd: World of WHOREcraft...

Me and my friend ignore him, followed by another awkward moment of silence, he makes a followup.

Nerd: ... Get it?

At this point my friend had enough, so he rushes out of the store and I follow in disbelief with what happened to us. My friend was irritated, but I took it on a more positive note saying that we're in some game show like MTV's Boiling Points, where you have to survive an annoying person for 5 minutes to win some cash and I urged him to come back with me and see if there was a hidden camera crew in the store. Anyway, I don't enter the store anymore out of fear that the guy will assault me with more Batman trivia I am not interested in.

RE: Epic Rants - Twin-Skies - 01-22-2010

@Lord_Leperman

And to think you hate batman LOLLOLLOL

I admire your willpower dude. I might have throttled that idiot if I were in your shoes around the time he blurts out "World of Whorecraft."

Them's fighting words Chair

RE: Epic Rants - iraya-sama - 01-22-2010

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dapat sinabi mo
..di ko gets


RE: Epic Rants - Trace-02 - 01-22-2010

Nyaa! You should have said:

"...but Lasagna tastes bad after you gargle with mouthwash! I can't believe you didn't know anything as simple as that!"


then follow up whatever response he says with:


"I don't like spaghetti with garlic bread. I like traveling to Egypt!"