My good friend Achmed once encouraged me to try out his line of work, which upon completion of training, would allow us to be smuggled into some country with a suitcase of strange powders and wires and that we would be offered several dozen virgins in return for our service. I had to turn him down as my uncle's offer of managing his goats when he retired was far more rewarding.
Which reminds me, I haven't heard from Achmed for quite some time now. Last I saw him, he was being offered a deal with some Verizon guy. I do hope he is doing okay.
Which reminds me, I haven't heard from Achmed for quite some time now. Last I saw him, he was being offered a deal with some Verizon guy. I do hope he is doing okay.
