02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Let's see,
Got hit in the chin full on by a bat cause I was catcher in a game of baseball.
Sliced the full length of my calf while jumping over a wire fence. Yes, I was running from the cops.
Got 2nd to 3rd degree burns on my chest from spilling KFC mashed potatoes on myself.
Broke my pinky toe by jumping out of a closet trying to scare someone.
3 puncture marks from a cat that attacked me. It didn't scratch, it stabbed!
Received a root canal on one of my molars over the course of five visits due to excessive bleeding.
Passed out cause I stood up too fast then smacked my head on a computer desk. (recently)
Shit my pants just now cause my chihuahua scared the... well(more recent)
Stepped on a broken bottle and got a piece of it about and inch into my foot. My mom got it out with some sort of fucked up spatula thingy!
Sliced my left middle finger down to the bone with a sliver from a wooden chair.
A scar across my shin from the same cat attacking me.
Got kicked in the head by my friend on a swing(he was the one on the swing).
Broke my nose, split my bottom lip, and blackened my eyes because I basically super kneed myself in the face while attempting a double front flip on a trampoline.
Tore some ligaments in my knee as a result of hitting a concrete bridge railing going about 50 in the "hooptie".
Finally, the most painful memory! Basically detached one of my testicles and slightly tore my scrotum while skateboarding. Everything is in working order now and no, it did not fall out. Although that would have been pretty interesting...
Got hit in the chin full on by a bat cause I was catcher in a game of baseball.
Sliced the full length of my calf while jumping over a wire fence. Yes, I was running from the cops.
Got 2nd to 3rd degree burns on my chest from spilling KFC mashed potatoes on myself.
Broke my pinky toe by jumping out of a closet trying to scare someone.
3 puncture marks from a cat that attacked me. It didn't scratch, it stabbed!
Received a root canal on one of my molars over the course of five visits due to excessive bleeding.
Passed out cause I stood up too fast then smacked my head on a computer desk. (recently)
Shit my pants just now cause my chihuahua scared the... well(more recent)
Stepped on a broken bottle and got a piece of it about and inch into my foot. My mom got it out with some sort of fucked up spatula thingy!
Sliced my left middle finger down to the bone with a sliver from a wooden chair.
A scar across my shin from the same cat attacking me.
Got kicked in the head by my friend on a swing(he was the one on the swing).
Broke my nose, split my bottom lip, and blackened my eyes because I basically super kneed myself in the face while attempting a double front flip on a trampoline.
Tore some ligaments in my knee as a result of hitting a concrete bridge railing going about 50 in the "hooptie".
Finally, the most painful memory! Basically detached one of my testicles and slightly tore my scrotum while skateboarding. Everything is in working order now and no, it did not fall out. Although that would have been pretty interesting...
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