as the topic says
I electrocuted myself twice
hit a wall mid air upside down on my bike (I mean wheels up in the air upside down)
crushed the tip of my index finger and had to have the nail removed by 2 guys plyers and a step ladder
broken a bone in my hand before I was even 1 year old
I have a scar on my hand where my brother thru a stone at me and I blocked it (again before I was one)
my brother friend shot a fire work at my leg
Ive bruised the bone in my arm falling out of a tree broke my arm in that tree aswell and sprained both my ankles the bruised bone and ankles were within a week of each other
broke my arm falling off a high wall
cut open the skin on the top of my head sliding down a washing line pole that was too close to a wall
cut open the skin on my head when a car jack fell off a wall and landed on my head while I was walking past
bitten on my leg by a dog
ground off the tip of my middle finger
my fave scar is on my middle finger after I fell while carrying a large metal pipe
got punched and my lip curled up and got stuck on my tooth
got my stomach pumped twice due to sever constipation (yeah I didnt know it got that bad either)
and a whole bunch of bumps bruises and scraped
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dentist stories
had a rotten tooth removed in surgery (a baby tooth ... the new one that replaced it grew to be imbedded in my jaw)
had a tooth pulled at the dentist (just a wisdom tooth)
had a nerve drilled out of a tooth
lets see...I have broken an arm, some ribs and a hand, torn a rotator cuff, hyper-extended both knees, severely sprained both ankles, torn off finger nails, stepped on a carpenter nail, etc. should I keep going?
EDIT to you guys out there: any of you ever had surgery where they had to stick a Foley catheter in you? just writing this is making my dick hurt.
Fell 3 stories high in school, my right ankle got fcked up.
YAY I'm, the first one to post XDDD
EDIT: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not the first one to post, this can't be!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehe...
Second kaya..
5 Years old - Stuck my finger between a plug and a socket. Whole arm numbed...
14 Years old - Leaned on a bathroom sink. Sink fell and crashed on my knee. Had 2 stitches on my left knee -supposed to be 3- and 2 more on my pinkie. Good thing my yoohoo wasn't injured...
haha.... foley catheter...
I have a new one...
I busted my head open a few hours ago...at least it wasn't too serious, and I didn't lose any IQ points or brain fluid. *touches stitches on head*
<span style='color:black'>I tried closing my zipper after the call of nature in the restroom in our school, but my **** got fcked up while I was closing it.</span>
injuries:
some kid hurled a rock at my head the size of a melon from three feet away. that was a long time ago. i couldn't remember the rest.
broken left and right ankles at least 5 times in total playing basketball
bunch of near misses:
almost got hit by a speeding jeepney back in the second grade
almost got hit by a speeding motorcyle yesterday (imagine a large guy tippy-toeing like a frikking ninja
).
i nearly decapitated my wiener while zipping up...luckily, this fat guy has NINJA instincts
.
There is a piece of pencil lead stuck somewhere in my right hand for over a decade now. If you look carefully, you can still see it. It happened when I accidentaly stabbed my right hand with a pencil. (lol whut???)
I got hit in right eye by a fast moving object when I was a 8, and was temporarely blind for 2 weeks. But luckily it completely healed, otherwise I won't be playing any videogames now
bitten by dogs 5+ times with only 2 rabies shot in between them
nasabugan ng Og dahilsa katangahan ko (ayaw ko itapin sa lugar na pede kong tapunan dahil me mga aso ... ironic no...) (I was the only fire works injury in San Jose, Nueva Ecija that year
)
naospital na dahil sa bubog sa ulo
nahulugan ng plansta na maiinit
me malaking sugat sa kamay galing sa isang malaking bote ng mayonaise na nahulog sa kamay ko
nasabugan na sa mukha ng Boom Boom
was the reason why there was an epidemic of bulutong tubig sa pamilya namin
I vageuly remember getting hit by a bicycle when I was small
periodically gets injuries with unknown origins
I had a stapler accident
I have almost been hit by speeding cars at 7+ different points in my life
I also had a zipper accident
crashed 3 times before finally knowing how to ride a bike
crashed 2 more times before I knew for to ride I handed
almost crashed my tito's car into a wall
got my appendix removed( pwede na akong tumalon pagkatapos kumain lol)
had two of my molars removed ( well this actually counts as neglect)
I have to get my two lower wisdom teeth removed becasue their impacted
... ano pa ... to many small injuries to remember at one time
I once had a 3 inch broken bottle glass stuck near the ankle area. It sunk about 2 inches deep. I still have that scar.
Once when I was biking down a straightaway with my cousin (going really fast, at about 40kph I guess), he suddenly clamped on the brakes and turned his bike so that his rear wheel was perpendicular to my (oncoming) front wheel. Needless to say, I was blasted forward from my seat and landed hard on the gravel road. I used my elbow to soften my fall and as a result scratched a part of it. The scar doesn't look like much now, but I remember the pain. Lol I even had a fever because of the germs infecting the wound.
Good times.
LOL maitreya's younger brother stabbed my forearm with a BLUNT pencil!
Pencils ha...
Helped me remember another injury...
I got stabbed by a pencil on my right hand -palm actually-...
Halfway...
The pencil was sharpened from tip to tip...
That was back in pre-school
HEhe...
One time, may nakita ako sa ospital, lasing na nawala yung pagkalasing kasi natrumpo sa bumbunan...
As in they said, the top spun on his head, and drilled through the skin...
The man's skull was fine...
Pencils should have warning labels attached to them.
)
They should, they should...
I forgot to say...
Lord Rick, What you have stuck in your hand isn't lead, it's graphite...
If it's lead, you won't be the Lord Rick we know of...
CloneZero's injuries are the reason why I don't like dogs...