12-27-2007, 01:15 AM
Tool
1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
"That tool doesn't even know she's just using him."
2. Someone who tries too hard. A poser. One of those chics who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." The asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv, or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
"Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just because Carson Daly told her to."
3. Someone who is a complete idiot/ One who is used by other people, and usually doesn't even realize it/ Someone who can't think for themselves/ An asshat.
People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, etc.
"Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash!"
"Tool is our friend. We call him that because he is one."
5. A fake person. Someone who does things to impress people.
Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappuccinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL. People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte.
- Taken from Pulse's Multiply site. Originally from Urban Dictionary
1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
"That tool doesn't even know she's just using him."
2. Someone who tries too hard. A poser. One of those chics who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." The asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv, or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
"Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just because Carson Daly told her to."
3. Someone who is a complete idiot/ One who is used by other people, and usually doesn't even realize it/ Someone who can't think for themselves/ An asshat.
People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, etc.
"Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash!"
"Tool is our friend. We call him that because he is one."
5. A fake person. Someone who does things to impress people.
Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappuccinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL. People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte.
- Taken from Pulse's Multiply site. Originally from Urban Dictionary
