11-17-2007, 11:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-17-2007, 11:26 PM by Lord_Leperman.)
Why gladly, those novelty bagels are a sure winner for most of us and shall be graciously accepted. Oh, and dear Sforzando, I believe the appropriate speech goes as follows:
Quote:I propose my fellow gentlemen, that we create an environment in our message board where we can fully converse in a good ol' fashioned gentlemanly manner. The topic in this thread would require all participants and posters to converse in a gentlemanly fashion, and thus reflecting ourselves as sophisticated individuals, with a taste for the refined.
This can be the subject of humor, or if one would like to relieve some stress can do so by releasing it in a gentlemanly manner such as:"I would like to raise my fisty-cuffs towards the barbarian that stole and consumed my deep-fried fish dish over the luncheon period." or can by anything that one desires.
I said any message posted that does not conform to the ways of the gentleman shall be pointed out, when my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!"
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!