speak of your injuries

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bitten by dogs 5+ times with only 2 rabies shot in between them

nasabugan ng Og dahilsa katangahan ko (ayaw ko itapin sa lugar na pede kong tapunan dahil me mga aso ... ironic no...) (I was the only fire works injury in San Jose, Nueva Ecija that year )

naospital na dahil sa bubog sa ulo

nahulugan ng plansta na maiinit

me malaking sugat sa kamay galing sa isang malaking bote ng mayonaise na nahulog sa kamay ko

nasabugan na sa mukha ng Boom Boom

was the reason why there was an epidemic of bulutong tubig sa pamilya namin

I vageuly remember getting hit by a bicycle when I was small

periodically gets injuries with unknown origins

I had a stapler accident

I have almost been hit by speeding cars at 7+ different points in my life

I also had a zipper accident

crashed 3 times before finally knowing how to ride a bike

crashed 2 more times before I knew for to ride I handed

almost crashed my tito's car into a wall

got my appendix removed( pwede na akong tumalon pagkatapos kumain lol)

had two of my molars removed ( well this actually counts as neglect)

I have to get my two lower wisdom teeth removed becasue their impacted


... ano pa ... to many small injuries to remember at one time