Only in the Philippines...

[NiX]

We might not make it there alive if that were the case.

[Hempire]

I meant get nice herbs in baguio then bring to city, enjoy!!!~~~
O---(^____^)/

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i dunno if u imagine a
hyspace smiley concept.
That's not fisting...lol =D

[NiX]

The pettiness, vulgarity, and immaturity in this country never ceases to amaze me.

When I walked into a cubicle in the restroom to take a piss, guess what greeted me -- a 4-foot motherfucking drawing of a goddamn hairy penis. And beside it was a caption that read, "Isubo mo. Namnamin ang sarap! =P "

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[Fox]

Goddamn. I would've slammed the door shut immediately and proceed to the next (hopefully unviolated) cubicle.

[Zefyr]

I've walked into a cubicle in a mall with skidmarks all over the bowl... I feel queasy again just remembering it -_-

[Goat]

cubicolz nooooo DDDD:

There was one time in middle grade when I was greeted by another middle school grader/moron who didn't lock the fucking cubicle door, so I opened the door and saw what it was; him with no underwear, squatting on top of a toilet bowl trying to shit and balance himself from falling.

/ot


Edit:

Imagine seeing that kid shitting on top of a fucking bowl while listening to this.

[HayWire]

.......

[NiX]

http://www.mmda.gov.ph/faq.html

From the MMDA's website. FAQ on traffic rules, fines, etc. Very good stuff. Especially useful if printed and shoved to the face of an abusive MMDA officer.

BTW, remember the dude with the PCOS Machine twitter account? He's the head of MMDA Communications and their official spokesperson. He's also a massive (mac) tech geek. Great job so far.

[Grim]

Nice list. It's always good to know your rights.

[J.E_Magog]

Pontiac --> ponchak
Theory --> chory

[Twin-Skies]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you our generation's future lawyers...

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/201977/42-hu...-in-manila

Police said the explosion was so strong that its effect was felt even at the Light Railway Transit’s (LRT) station in Vito Cruz.

Sources told GMANews.TV the fraternities involved were Tau Gamma Phi and Alpha Kappa Rho.

It was not clear if the explosion was caused by a pillbox or pyrotechnics. Investigators are also verifying information that groups of men were seen hurling bottles at each other before the explosion occurred.

Bomb experts from the Manila Police District’s Explosive Ordnance Division rushed to the area and cordoned off the road where the blast occurred.

Some people in the area initially thought the loud sound was part of the pyrotechnics from law graduates celebrating the last day of the Bar examinations for this year.

MPD head Chief Superintendent Roberto Rongavilla was quoted in a “24 Oras" report as saying that they are looking at the discrepancies between the two accounts that could not be immediately reconciled.

[Fox]

[Goat]

[J.E_Magog]

Tangina si kwan napilayan daw
Tangina yung barko daw lumubog
Tangina juan kailan ka ba pupunta

[Grim]

Natawa ako.