Lines

[Fox]

"I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it"

"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing"

"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."

"Sometimes, the best way to solve a scientific problem is to return to your childhood."

"When in Rome, visit the Pope."

"Sword fighting in film is not about how good the fighter is, but how good the actor receiving the blows is."

"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. If thy neighbor's wife covets you, thou shall not refuse..."

"You try and try and you keep on failing. Moral of the story........STOP TRYING."

"The law is for the benefit of all. If not for one, then none at all."

"Ang naglalakad ng mabilis... walang pamasahe."

“Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

"Sa sobrang galing ng Diyos, ang density ng tubig ay 1.000 gram per liter lang, ang mass ng one mole nito ay 1.000 gram lang. 1.000 din ang specific gravity nito at 1.000 calories per gram per degree celsius. 0 degrees ang freezing point at 100 degrees ang boiling point. Sinadya yan para hindi na tayo mahirapan sa pag kalkula ng mga bagay na may purong tubig."

[azuriel07]

w8.. kasama ba dito ung cheezy quotes??

"kung dota ka, ikaw si..

..Centaur. kasi kapag sinasaktan kita, nasasaktan din ako."

..Enchantress. kasi kapag lumalayo ako sayo, lalo akong nasasaktan."

..Dark Terror. kasi kapag kasama kita, humihinto oras ko."

..Blood Seeker. kasi hindi kita kayang takbuhan."

..OmniKnight. kasi kapag kasama kita, I feel invulnerable."

[Fox]

Some pick-up lines that would theorically work well for us.

* Asthma ka ba? Cos you take my breath away.

* Siguro magaling ka talaga sa puzzle? Kasi umpisa palang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na agad.

* I don’t know your name. Can I call you mine?

* Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.

* Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko, nakakarating ka.

* Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!

* Are you a video game? Cos I hope you’re not TEKKEN.

* Do you have a library card? Cos I’m checking you out!

* Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit saang anggulo ka tignan, ang ganda mo eh.

* Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Paki substitute naman yung “X” ko please?

* Papicture tayo para madevelop!

* Napakarami na talagang banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip… Kundi ikaw…

* Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you.

* Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you.

* Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?

* Alam mo, ako ang SCIENCE at ikaw ang LAB ko.

* Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!

* Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging… Sayo.

* Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

* Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.

* Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you’re okay!

* Paos nanaman ang puso ko. Pano kasi palaging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo…

* Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?

* Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.

* Tabi tayo pag exams ha? Kasi I feel perfect when I’m beside you.

* Kung ako ang player at ikaw ang bola, mashushoot ba kita?

* Tapos na ba exams mo? Pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?

* Isasama na kita. “Do not leave your valuables unattended” daw eh.

* May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you.

* If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

* Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you.

* Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.

* Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.

* Centrum ka ba? Cos you make my life complete.

* Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.

* Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!

* I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta… Together, we are one.

* Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.

* Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Bagay tayo.

* Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you’re hot as hell!

* Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.

* Please help the homeless, take me home with you.

* Are you from Tennessee? Cos you’re the only ten I see!

* Are you Jamaican? Cos ja mai can me crazy!

* I’ve tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.

* Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita? (I love you) I love you too.

* Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA. I can’t move on.

[Goat]

Some quotes saved in my trusty notepad from qdb and some webpages.

"Religion is a failed sci-fi story."

"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."

"Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. "

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway."

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."

"If your name was homework, I'd be ignoring you to play video games."

"Monty python would've been funny if nerds hadn't invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it."

"A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."

An old Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... it is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The old man fixed the children with a firm stare. "This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."

They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee replied: "The one you feed."

C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."

Any additions?

php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

<Khas> Is there anyway to speed up the mouse without increasing the acceleration?
<finn> move your hand faster

[Grim]

I liked the wolf one! Nice anecdote.

[Sforza]

These quotes are from FB, but aren't from my co-worker. Sometimes better ones do come along

Mediocrity doesn't mean average intelligence, it means an average intelligence that resents and envies its betters.

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.

- marami atang matatamaan dito

Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing. ~Steven Grayhm

[Serene]

From Universal Soldier:

'Is that supposed to be there?'

[Sforza]

Must counterbalance cheesy cliche thread.

What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

[Serene]

More than epic man. It's a FACT!

[Sforza]

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

[HayWire]

I was playing thru FEAR 2...was walking down a hallway then this line suddenly pops up and I just stopped to laugh

"You're like a free pizza in an anime convention, she can smell you, she wants to consume you"

[azuriel07]

^Uhhh.. hmm.. Cheesy cliche?

[NiX]

Hahaha no, that's just a WTF.

And the last one that Jake posted was beautiful. <3

[medusa0]

From Rome: The HBO series

"Breathe deep boy - smell of victory: smoke, shit, and rotting flesh"

[NiX]

Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you eat.