(01-29-2013, 02:14 PM)Serene Wrote: From a friend's status:

Quote:In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed...)

(02-14-2013, 02:29 PM)zero_kanipan Wrote: pandagdag sa banat tungkol sa date.

lalake: gusto ko ng ka-date today.
friend: baket? kasama mo naman lagi kamay mo ah?

Quote:A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You have twins, a boy and girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh, no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well, it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.

(03-27-2013, 10:32 AM)Fox Wrote: