What did you learn today?

[HayWire]

...yes ive been hiding a rock all these years it seems.

Yes you were. But I've never had fun in the supermarket/grocery section. Your life must've been so boring living under a rock.
You should come over to our mountain sometime. It could be twice or even thrice more boring than yours.

Anyways, LifeHacks work. At least dun sa sneeze thing.
Also, to never deliberately invoke a cold [for the sake of sneezing stuck ones in the nose out] ever again.

I used to go to the meat section and played with the relatively intact body parts like they were puppets...