http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-m...erses.html
The most BADASS bible verses.
If you try to keep an open mind, you'll definitely lol. David Wong and Owen Ball just composed this piece so eloquently hahahah.
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Just a few:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from the assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
Deuteronomy 23:1
"No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord."
EDIT: I checked an actual bible. This stuff is REALLY there.
EDIT 2: The one about Samson (Sampson? LOL) was SOOO badass hahhahha
The most BADASS bible verses.
If you try to keep an open mind, you'll definitely lol. David Wong and Owen Ball just composed this piece so eloquently hahahah.
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Just a few:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from the assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
Deuteronomy 23:1
"No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord."
EDIT: I checked an actual bible. This stuff is REALLY there.
EDIT 2: The one about Samson (Sampson? LOL) was SOOO badass hahhahha