Keight. Keyt. Cate. Cat.
Spamming to page 5!
DONE!
(11-25-2009 07:23 PM)Shintetsu Wrote: [ -> ]Keight. Keyt. Cate. Cat.
Spamming to page 5!
DONE!
lol.. pinilit ung K-8.. XD
parang:
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it's around 00:21
have I posted this on project wtf?
wife: Hon, delayed ako 1 buwan sa regla. Pero wag mo ipagsabi nakakahiya.
(The next day dumating taga Meralco)
Meralco: Ma'am delayed po kayo 1 buwan.
Wife: Ha!? Pano mo nalaman?
Meralco: Nasa record po.
... Husband: Aba! Bakit nakarecord dyan na delayed misis ko?
Meralco: Kung gusto nyong mawala sa record, magbayad po kayo.
Husband: Kung ayoko?
Meralco: E di puputulan namin kayo
Husband: Tarantado ka pala eh! Anong gagamitin ng misis ko!
Meralco: Pwede naman po siyang gumamit ng kandila
That was unexpectedly funny.
Hahahaha yeah I loled too.
From a contact's FB status:
All the Electrons were Having a Party,
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Just then the protons started attacking all the electrons.
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Suddenly a superhero came in and saved all the electrons.
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The electrons asked him who are you? The superhero replied,
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i am bond
'Bond......Covalent Bond'
At mayroon isang saksakan ng pangit na lalake na nakapulot ng isang mahiwagang garapon. Pagkabukas niya dito ay may lumabas na ubod ng gandang fairy na may kakayahan na bigyan ang makapakawala sa kanya ng isang kahilingan.
FAIRY: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?
LALAKE: May mapa ako dito ng Estados Unidos, dalhin mo ko sa California para matagpuan ko ang babae ng buhay ko.
FAIRY: Pasensya na pero hindi ko magagawa yun. Dito lang sa bansang Pilipinas gumagana ang powers ko.
LALAKE: Oh sige, hinihiling ko na maging mortal na babae ka na lang at pakasalan mo ako!
FAIRY: ????
*tinignan ng matagal ang lalake*
FAIRY: Punyeta! Patingin nga uli 'yang lintik na mapang yan at baka magawan ko ng paraan!
this is a comment i read on youtube a week ago
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag xD
BAkit walang kaibigan ang mga boobs?
(01-24-2012 03:38 PM)iraya-sama Wrote: [ -> ]BAkit walang kaibigan ang mga boobs?
Lol that. I'm sure I've heard of that one too, weird though; it feels as if this is the first time I've heard of it.
Now that I think of it, bakit kaya hindi pumuputok ang boobs kung palagi naman pinuputukan?
it sucks that being poked causes me to flip out of my chair. Like a 90-degree angle and I almost ate the floor.