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The Jokes Thread
#76
(01-29-2013, 02:14 PM)Serene Wrote: From a friend's status:

Quote:In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed...)

Tang ina naman! LOL
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!

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#77
I had a conversation with a friend about Valentine's Day tomorrow:
Friend: Gusto ko ng date sa coffee shop.

Me: Lagay mo bag mo sa harap mo.

Boom.

May date ka na Smile)

Friend: =)))))

Me: O kung gusto mo.

Lagay ka ng calendar.

Yan.

28 dates Smile)

Friend: i wanna smack you on the head right now =)))
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#78
Tangina.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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#79
pandagdag sa banat tungkol sa date.

lalake: gusto ko ng ka date today.
friend: baket? kasama mo naman lagi kamay mo ah?
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#80
(02-14-2013, 02:29 PM)zero_kanipan Wrote: pandagdag sa banat tungkol sa date.

lalake: gusto ko ng ka-date today.
friend: baket? kasama mo naman lagi kamay mo ah?

Nagtampo sa kanya kasi kinaliwa nya.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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#81
Quote:A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You have twins, a boy and girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh, no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well, it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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#82
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"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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#83
(03-27-2013, 10:32 AM)Fox Wrote: [Image: pare1pare2.jpg]

Gaaaaah! LOL
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!

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