Mental Repository (M.R.)

[Fox]

Rant - attended a highschool buddy's wedding today, which is the third wedding i've been to within the past ten months. Got (unluckily) picked in the "traditional" male-female matchmaking game and ended up being the one to roll the garter up the girl's leg. Of course before i did that, i was asked to do a little dance first. Since i was already properly inebriated, i complied with no protests.

I am so never gonna try doing my RR lapdance in a suit again. The fabric constrained my limbs so i couldn't move properly and just ended up looking like an idiot.