12-10-2011, 10:23 AM
Dear Sir, might you be interested in having one of my goats look at your broken device? I have recently discovered that one of my flock has a fascinating aptitude for mechanical devices. Why, he was able to get my portable telephone to emit some wonderful sparks by just urinating on it.
Believe me, you will not be dissapointed.
Believe me, you will not be dissapointed.